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mmmmm water

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i know right? it almost makes playing blue worth it

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that's the correct answer!

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Monk erasure? or is Monk The Master?

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Monterey Park becomes the first city in California to ban "all data centers within city limits" Residents of the small enclave east of LA not only killed their city's proposed 250,000 square foot data center, they pushed city council to ban them altogether

Last night, after an hours-long public hearing, Monterey Park became the first city in California to pass an ordinance permanently banning data centers.

The city council voted unanimously to declare data centers a public nuisance, and to "prohibit all data centers within city limits."

My story:

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I don't think it worked.....

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loudly typing at work to cover up the sound of a fart

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there was a study that most criminals "age-out" of crime, arguing as a brain-development thing that most criminals stop committing crimes after like 40... and I feel like similar thing may be going on among people with children...

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a teenage detective comic

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dropout is finally making shows just for me and my wife

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MTG Artist Proof illustration of Magneto in Age of Apocalypse garb.

MTG Artist Proof illustration of Magneto in Age of Apocalypse garb.

Non foil Secrets of Strixhaven Proofs came in, I’m sure the foils will show up at some point.

Til then I’ll be putting my AoA X-men on the back of Adaptive Evolutions 😊 excited to bring them to Vegas!

Up first Magnus, Magneto AoA fit. Will always be my favorite version of Magneto.

#Xmen #mtgsos

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I think we need to abolish the death penalty except for white collar crimes like these

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*when the feds show up at my door* i clearly said β€œlegally” bro, like found guilty by a jury and judge relax bro

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A blue figure with three eyes examines a geometric shape covered in eyes. Behind them, a many-eyed ribbon-like entity and an archway with several eyes observe.

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I used to go to dodger games with my dad several times a year as a kid, sometimes we'd seats right behind home plate! and I asked him why we don't go to games anymore and that's how I found out we never paid for a single a ticket it was all work perks that all ended after 08 & never got brought back

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My parents have both worked in the same industries since before 08, and as a kid I remember them getting sent on work trips, and sports games for important clients all the time. Now, despite both of them working high positions/titles, no one they work with is getting gifted dodger tickets.

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Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

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Ms. Ezra Furman!!!

I like your record wall!

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The rise in climate pollution from the US is 2025 canceled out the reductions from China, India, Japan, and the EU combined.

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Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):

NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2

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a stylized 3d illustration of an alien with a suitcase walking out of my head, which has a desk and computer inside.

a stylized 3d illustration of an alien with a suitcase walking out of my head, which has a desk and computer inside.

clocking out

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I think a lot of people in LA don't really know what the city attorney does or who even holds the office, but Feldstein-Soto is an absolute train wreck and replacing her with Marissa Roy is one of the most important city races this cycle.

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This was uploaded 13 years ago and I can’t stop laughing. It’s the full movie.

monsters Inc

Comments are off

youtu.be/cceQpw8U8Gk?...

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Ya'll already know

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a concert backdrop that says over 30 universities destroyed in iran against  black and white picture of rubble

a concert backdrop that says over 30 universities destroyed in iran against black and white picture of rubble

backdrop that says last standing university in gaza against a black and white image of al-israa university

backdrop that says last standing university in gaza against a black and white image of al-israa university

giant three screen stage backdrop showing footage of the bombing of a university in gaza

giant three screen stage backdrop showing footage of the bombing of a university in gaza

The Strokes played Coachella against a backdrop listing all the world leaders that had been assassinated by the CIA, a count of the number of universities bombed in Iran, and footage of the bombing of the last university in Gaza

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(art of a weird looking blue and green bat with its beady eyes and tiny teeth visible as its flying through a surreal, dark cityscape. it appears to be shrieking like bats do)
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Token Creature - Bat Cleric
Flying
This creature can't block.
Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses
1 lite.
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TM & Β© 2024 Wizards of the Coast

(art of a weird looking blue and green bat with its beady eyes and tiny teeth visible as its flying through a surreal, dark cityscape. it appears to be shrieking like bats do) STARSCAPE CLERIC Token Creature - Bat Cleric Flying This creature can't block. Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 lite. (This token's mana cost is 1B.) T 0015 BLB β€’ EN K DANNY SCHWARTZ 1/1 TM & Β© 2024 Wizards of the Coast

idk why my coworkers keep complaining every time i bring my daughter to the office i think its bigotry

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