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As promised... Rat

5 months ago 329 81 4 0
Title card with content tags - It Heckin Wendy: Air Dry - Tags: Wind/Blowing Fetish / Horny Curse / Gale-Force Disrobing / ""Mild"" Exhibitionism

Title card with content tags - It Heckin Wendy: Air Dry - Tags: Wind/Blowing Fetish / Horny Curse / Gale-Force Disrobing / ""Mild"" Exhibitionism

www.furaffinity.net/view/64736421 <- Story Here!

It's laundry day, and you'd think a girl with a wind fetish, and a curse that causes a localized wind to blow around her when she gets horny could actually control herself in public!

Buuuut it can be as easy as a horny text to disrupt your day!

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Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

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titties

4 days ago 433 81 5 2
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Chiitan Car Wash Service

洗車サービス始めましたっ貴方の愛車をピッカピカっ☆

2 months ago 2265 403 34 17
Profile of the nose section of a B-17 bomber painted in olive drab and gray. Under the cockpit is a painting of a pinup-style lady who happens to have a guillotine for a torso. There are arms in the sleeves of a military jacket extending from the sides of the guillotine frame, one is holding an empty basket and the other is saluting. Below the hole where heads go sides wearing a short, pleated, olive drab skirt and her legs, covered in gartered nylons are curled up under her. A discarded crown is upside down behind her. In front of her across the nose is text reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’. Much of the rest of the nose is covered in mission markers but instead of bombs they are small images of guillotines.

Profile of the nose section of a B-17 bomber painted in olive drab and gray. Under the cockpit is a painting of a pinup-style lady who happens to have a guillotine for a torso. There are arms in the sleeves of a military jacket extending from the sides of the guillotine frame, one is holding an empty basket and the other is saluting. Below the hole where heads go sides wearing a short, pleated, olive drab skirt and her legs, covered in gartered nylons are curled up under her. A discarded crown is upside down behind her. In front of her across the nose is text reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’. Much of the rest of the nose is covered in mission markers but instead of bombs they are small images of guillotines.

9 months ago 1322 269 8 10
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This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

3 days ago 4108 836 54 74
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Title and Content Tags - Daydreams in Mint 5 - Collaborative Narration - Hyper / Cock Penetration / Hyper Ball Cumflation / Storytelling Play / Reality Altering / Reverse Knotting / Aftercare Pizza

Title and Content Tags - Daydreams in Mint 5 - Collaborative Narration - Hyper / Cock Penetration / Hyper Ball Cumflation / Storytelling Play / Reality Altering / Reverse Knotting / Aftercare Pizza

www.furaffinity.net/view/64713719 <- Story!

After sorting out how herself and 5 other Davids ended up in her room, Minty needs a little bit of TLC.

...and definitely a much more controlled experiment to test the reality-altering edges of these new daydreaming powers.

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Something something recommended dosage

3 weeks ago 4298 919 44 5
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I dont know what I'm gonna do with her but fuck I'm doing SOMETHING

ZONAI ZONAI ZONAI ZONAI ZONAI ZONAI ZONAI ZONAI

5 days ago 279 61 8 1
a series of panels depicting yings and how they say good morning

Vesaria gives a thumbs up and a bright energized expression. She says in all caps: "GOOD MORNING (smiley face) EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT DAY (fist emoji, another fist emoji, three fire emojis) Rise n grind (prayer emoji)"

Kass gives a front facing dour expression and simply says "morning"

Lopin is giving a cheery proud happy expression. Instead of text on a black background, his box instead displays a picture of some very pink flowers and a butterfly. Additionally, the following is written in cursive: "Good morning Enjoy your day God Bless"

a series of panels depicting yings and how they say good morning Vesaria gives a thumbs up and a bright energized expression. She says in all caps: "GOOD MORNING (smiley face) EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT DAY (fist emoji, another fist emoji, three fire emojis) Rise n grind (prayer emoji)" Kass gives a front facing dour expression and simply says "morning" Lopin is giving a cheery proud happy expression. Instead of text on a black background, his box instead displays a picture of some very pink flowers and a butterfly. Additionally, the following is written in cursive: "Good morning Enjoy your day God Bless"

Good evening (morning?) ying nation

1 week ago 80 27 1 0
Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park

"One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

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yessssss

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Ridealong Romp - Tags as follows - 6 Person Clone Orgy / Reality Reimagining / Exhibitionism / Hyper and Cumflation / Portals / Nipple Penetration / Oral / Anal / Vaginal

Thumbnail with title and content tags - Daydreams in Mint 4 Ridealong Romp - Tags as follows - 6 Person Clone Orgy / Reality Reimagining / Exhibitionism / Hyper and Cumflation / Portals / Nipple Penetration / Oral / Anal / Vaginal

www.furaffinity.net/view/64666600/ <- Story Here!

With her brand new portal #hyper compression suit, Minty's definitely ready for plenty of stress-testing.

Just what exactly is her new ability capable of, when she goes all out and gets as greedy as the suit will let her, however?

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A tribute to the King, Charles Schulz. Lucy Van Pelt is sitting in her psychiatry booth, looking depressed. Sitting on a stool next to the booth is Charlie Brown, looking depressed. Instead of the normal text on the front of the booth it reads, ‘Maybe it will happen today’. With the ‘today’ being on a little removable placard.

A tribute to the King, Charles Schulz. Lucy Van Pelt is sitting in her psychiatry booth, looking depressed. Sitting on a stool next to the booth is Charlie Brown, looking depressed. Instead of the normal text on the front of the booth it reads, ‘Maybe it will happen today’. With the ‘today’ being on a little removable placard.

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Guhhhh. The dream.

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A sketch-page commission by AttacRacc.

Illustrations from left to right, top to bottom.

In the upper left, a pair of shorts with a tiny bunny sticking out of the pocket, reading “shorts!!! Easy & comfy to wear!”

In the center, a full body illustration of an anthropomorphic, redheaded, female mouse dominates the page. She is holding a shrink ray, and a plume of smoke emanates from the barrel, in which the name “Amanda,” is spelled.

In the upper right corner is an illustration of buff cat, striking a pose, captioned “meow.”

On the left is an illustration of Amanda standing next to a ruler, giggling. She is approximately five inches tall.

In the center is a bust shot of Amanda, with breasts bared. In between her breasts is a tiny rabbit.

On the right is an illustration of a hand pressing down on a business suit-clad bunny’s head, captioned “down with big business!” and “business bun.”

In the left is an illustration of Amanda squeaking.

In the center is an illustration of a piece of cheese, crossed out. Amanda is nearby, looking displeased, saying “ew, cheese, no.”

On the lower left is an illustration of a naked, female tiger exclaiming “eeep! I’m teeny!” Captioned “shrinky hijinks.”

In the center is an illustration of a tiny rabbit straddling Amanda’s shrink ray.

On the right is an illustration of Amanda looking smug, saying “I’m friggin’ adorable.”

A sketch-page commission by AttacRacc. Illustrations from left to right, top to bottom. In the upper left, a pair of shorts with a tiny bunny sticking out of the pocket, reading “shorts!!! Easy & comfy to wear!” In the center, a full body illustration of an anthropomorphic, redheaded, female mouse dominates the page. She is holding a shrink ray, and a plume of smoke emanates from the barrel, in which the name “Amanda,” is spelled. In the upper right corner is an illustration of buff cat, striking a pose, captioned “meow.” On the left is an illustration of Amanda standing next to a ruler, giggling. She is approximately five inches tall. In the center is a bust shot of Amanda, with breasts bared. In between her breasts is a tiny rabbit. On the right is an illustration of a hand pressing down on a business suit-clad bunny’s head, captioned “down with big business!” and “business bun.” In the left is an illustration of Amanda squeaking. In the center is an illustration of a piece of cheese, crossed out. Amanda is nearby, looking displeased, saying “ew, cheese, no.” On the lower left is an illustration of a naked, female tiger exclaiming “eeep! I’m teeny!” Captioned “shrinky hijinks.” In the center is an illustration of a tiny rabbit straddling Amanda’s shrink ray. On the right is an illustration of Amanda looking smug, saying “I’m friggin’ adorable.”

Reskeet if you want to kiss her

Reskeet if you want to kiss her

1 week ago 164 78 24 0
A flamedramon with huge breasts and  a huge, hyper dick, she is straining against her pyjamas, which are failing to contain her massive assets. "Sheesh! These clothes are suffocating me! Ugh, this is why I sleep  naked!"

A flamedramon with huge breasts and a huge, hyper dick, she is straining against her pyjamas, which are failing to contain her massive assets. "Sheesh! These clothes are suffocating me! Ugh, this is why I sleep naked!"

Big, hyper flamedramons aren't a good fit for tight pyjamas...

#hyper

1 week ago 526 109 5 0
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Shake Calibur

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Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

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pikachu's going to use the c-word like punctuation and no man nor beast can stop them

1 month ago 17 5 0 0
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OpenOMF, an open source remake of "One Must Fall 2097" with new options and network play: github.com/omf2097/open...

1 month ago 116 56 4 3
A Sims or some shit screenshot that has a floating human head and has the option to "challenge baby to duel"

A Sims or some shit screenshot that has a floating human head and has the option to "challenge baby to duel"

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Dialog from game:

Destroy Item
You are about to destroy Child
[icon of pale boy's face]

Are you sure?
No    Yes

Dialog from game: Destroy Item You are about to destroy Child [icon of pale boy's face] Are you sure? No Yes

1 week ago 78 13 3 0
The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"?
New school : Highguard
Old school: Concord 
Retro: LawBreakers
Ancient: Evolve
Pre Historic: Battleborn

The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"? New school : Highguard Old school: Concord Retro: LawBreakers Ancient: Evolve Pre Historic: Battleborn

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old games were perfect and optimized

2 weeks ago 16 7 0 0
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capital L liberals keep getting into fights with people named shit like "dogfartparty" and "oopsleftmyovenon" and getting absolutely torn asunder when their hot ideas continue to be "please vote more!"

how about you Pokemon go fuck yourself buddy that Kirby avatar is much more persuasive

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Its a good day when its on the mouse.

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Plaudie rat rat plaudie

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