Palmer might regain a bit of form. Never seen anything near £30m in Delap

Please don’t tell me some tit has got the lid of the cup on his head

Also worth noting; whilst other PL defenders occasionally push forward, he is the only one allowed to ‘step into midfield’

Of all the Gary Nevilles in the world, he’s the Gary Nevillest

Does his hair in his ma’s kitchen sink

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Mick Roberts RIP #bridewelltaxis

Always fondly recall one of me aunties referring to The Deep Purple

The ✊

You’ve gone absolutely wool. Two years ago, you’d have just chinned the shop manager.

The unknown Colin who had a house, in Tiny Children

Would never happen to you lad, would it lad?

Splendid name

On the local Ward candidate list, all Reform’s crew are listed as ‘An address in the Wakefield district’

I’m backing Floorboard

Da dun’t know what da’s doin‘ dee, does da? Lad.

Along here?

Lad, that’s dangerously close to Wakey lad. Fancy getting your skull dented?

I get that. What I mean is, why aren’t other areas of Ireland as heavily-represented?

Have you gone to the rugger by mistake?

This has bugged me for ages; most of the Irish I know are definitely from Mayo, but does anyone know why they came to West Yorkshire?

Harry the dog v Knobhead your dog

News
Weather forecast
47th re-run of World at War
There’s fuck all else on
Don’t even watch the football these days

Yes, but only because Bob Calvert’s dead

I’d have a look like that on my kite if I’d tried wiping my arse with them fingernails

Phwoarrr!

Tall kid at the back

Lion 👍

So do the rules say the game MUST be stopped with 2 balls on the pitch?

Pretenders to the throne - Beautiful South, mentions Hull