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Comic drawn in pencils. The first panel shows police officers facing a tough looking woman in a leather jacket. She has a scar in her face and black hair. The police officer in the front is questioning her at gun point: "We found your newspaper ad about 'Assassination Services'! Care to explain?" Second panel. The woman points at the newspaper page and answers "Ethical Assassination! For every murder..." Third panel. "...I plant a tree!" She gestures proudly at a little forest. Fourth panel. The police officer stares and says "That's a lot of trees!" Fifth panel. He smiles and continues "I appreciate what you do for the environment." He shakes the woman's hand. Sixth panel. He still smiles and shakes her hand, but now has a knife stuck in his chest.

Pipe shaped like worm on a string cw:drugs

bringing the goat out of retirement

my phone desktop with the apple pictures widget showing a meatball in marinara sauce

thank you, iphone, for that beautiful reminder of the time i ate a meatball

painting of a hen with a dreamy expression in the middle of lots of flowers

daydreamer chicken

A message to Sickos abandoning All-American Alcohol for the Latest Fad “420 Day”:

Just because you CANnabis doesn't mean you SHOULDabis.

@theonion.com

on this 20th anniversary of mother 3, go read this interview from right after the first mother came out. it really is amazing

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

I think if you live in the US, it is like... beyond belief that countries can and do turn off the internet regularly.

When I was in Leh, India just turned off the internet to a region of 1.5 million people for no discernible reason and when I asked the locals were like "yeah that happens"

Exposing a global ‘online rape academy’ that is teaching men how to abuse women and evade detection CNN exposes an online network of men encouraging each other to drug and assault their partners, and swap tips on how to get away with it.

this is just a bunch of survivor stories being used in combination with some websites and telegram shit. cnn is expected pelting you with horrifying trauma will cover for the fact that they don't really connect any dots. moral panic shit www.cnn.com/interactive/...

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

How many fishers with 6 magikarps you think jump you on this thing

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

This was one of the formative incidents in my young life. And I watched almost an entire city of people across racial lines absolutely lose their minds. It was the equivalent of a lynch mob and the NY press was leading the way.

Molly Shah never asked for money for herself and yet apparently she’s the world’s greatest scammer. no idea why a lady in Berlin trying to help Palestinians is a pressing issue, but some people are so addicted to this app that having to see pleas for help is a Crime Against Humanity.

the foo fighters are the chick fil a of music

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

The way profit maxxing corpo culture has invaded every form of art through algorithms pushing people into daily posting is really weighing on me lately. Efficiency and regularity of making "content" being prized above all else feels so grim, man.

Supe flying through a purply sky reading a book.

Happy Superman Day.

Here's one of mine, from 1989.

#superman #supermanday

I don't think I shared him on the timeline yet

Sailor Mars wielding a machine gun, Japanese katakana in the middle say “mashingan”

saw this pic from a Sailor Moon S VHS game that was played on a toy phone (the Terebikko), and yeah, when fireballs fail, pack heat.

“Frustration with modern dating” feels like an awfully charitable phrasing for what’s motivating these guys

Peggle on the PSP

Finally a good game

Susan Collins called the cops because of sidewalk chalk. The woman behind it is running for US Senate. Bangor resident Andrea LaFlamme is publicly identifying herself as the sidewalk chalker as she mounts a longshot campaign for US Senate.

For those who may not know, yes I am the person who chalked on the sidewalk in front of Susan Collins’ house. Not only did she call the police to erase my work (violating my 1st am right), but she’s since moved to a house without a sidewalk. She’s already made it clear that she’s intimidated by me.

red oni, blue oni 👹

my piece for @storyindungeon.bsky.social feat. writing by @eraserheadbaby.bsky.social!

this is fucking nuts: