Happy birthday!! 😘

Excellent work from @lgbtiscotland.bsky.social here who have extracted every LGBT+ related comment and commitment from all of the major Scottish party manifestos. They pass no comment on any of it here, leaving readers to reach their own conclusions. Much of it truly is damnable.

I had my solicitor compare me to her 8 year old autistic son today and I've never felt more seen.

No chance!

Buying a house might be the single most stressful thing I have ever done. My ADHD makes it SO much worse for me. Home ownership is great and all that, but I cannot recommend this process lmao

Not that I have many but my biggest political regret is ever giving Labour my vote. I had a moment of weakness at the GE but now they're as toxic to me as the Tories.

4. Esoteric Ebb

This kind of game isn't usually for me but this was recommended by @jasonschreier.bsky.social, @midimyers.com and @kirkhamilton.com on Triple Click and man, I had a blast. Think Disco Elysium meets D&D. Lots of reading! (8/10).

Hay fever absolutely destroying me today and it's the fucking worst.

Bought a dining table and they have added a surcharge to delivery cos I live in Scotland. Aye, central Scotland. Not the fucking isles ya robbing bastards! 😤

The Orion, the Moon and Earth. This is absolutely incredible.

The Electoral Commission, ladies and gentlemen. Utterly failing to do its job since 2001.

Boring adult post - picking a new washing machine is fucking difficult. My God.

He's sounding more and more like a child with every post on his silly little app. I'm genuinely embarrassed on behalf of my American friends.

It's usually at this point in the console generation that we see huge sales, but no, the world is so fucked that a PS5 is a better investment than buying your house.

I do agree but this is very much about the Rowling stuff for me. She's vicious and people need to move on from HP and stop funding her.

I knew I'd get regular use of that lmao

My God. I have saved that image cos I swear I could get daily use out of it.

They literally make one of the most successful ongoing video games ever created. What the fuck?

Trump and his pals being corrupt right in our faces cos they know nobody will do anything about it 🙂

I took the plunge and bought Crimson Desert and my only observation so far is that the Scottish accent on the main character doesn't really suit his appearance. His voice sounds older than he's meant to be?

Square toilet seats. Why? My arse is not square and they are so uncomfortable. Get them banned.

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Oh that's nasty. We have 15C here today!

I saw my first bumblebee of the year. Spring is here! 🥹

Deeply disappointing that the Assisted Dying for Terminally Ill Adults (Scotland) Bill has failed to be passed by MSPs. Kudos to @orkneymsp.bsky.social for his efforts; it's incredibly sad that they were to no avail. I consider this a decision to be deeply regretted. People will suffer as a result.

This must be the only thing Starmer has done to make me feel remotely positive towards him. We should be isolating the US and Trump.

Conan O'Brien calls out certain pedophiles in America in Oscars monologue:

“It's the first time since 2012 there are no British actors nominated for Best Actor or Best Actress. A British spokesperson said, 'Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles.'”

Have you ever considered mushroom stroganoff? 😏

Mortgage approved 🥳 Now to play Pokopia and fucking relax.