A post-Brexit picture of a pack of bacon. Beneath the Use By date is text that says "Not for EU".

Damn right this bacon's not for EU. It's for me, and I won't share it with eu, them, or anyone else for that matter.

you were $50k off on Knies’ AAV, though, so doesn’t this whole article need a ground-up rewrite now? 🤔

The future belongs to those who understand how random numbers work.

I really, sincerely hope it’s a comically large closet.

Save room for the meatballs, they’re the best!

This question can be interpreted so many different ways… is there any way to gain any useful insights from the response?

Has (exactly) this question been asked before?

We had a good run of mostly-readable text on all the major OSes from Windows 8 until today, I guess.

All of these smart features in iOS 26 look great, and I’m looking forward to wondering why they aren’t activating when I expect them to for years to come.

Finally, Canada giving America a run for its money on backronyms. This is true sovereignty.

I’m not kidding. This should be a slam dunk political issue.
- It resonates—whether you’re an everyday person or an “anti-globalist”
- It boosts small local businesses
- It helps repair the damaged on-ramp to getting a job
- It reduces time wastage, increasing productivity or whatever

Big companies will complain if they’re forced to provide better service, saying it will lead to price rises.

You know who’s good at customer service? Small local businesses. Maybe it’s not a bad thing if they’re given an advantage.

Seriously, customer service is an issue that resonates with everyone.

Companies are intentionally making it difficult to get help, hoping you give up rather than fight the system.

They are fortifying these systems with automation and AI, while removing crucial entry level jobs from the economy.

My whole political platform:

If a company makes a mistake, and you notify a front-line employee (via chat, email, phone, or in person), the company is required to resolve the issue within one week, otherwise a full refund is issued for any related product.

“We’ll require original notarised paper receipts and bank statements from the last 3 months.”

“I was double charged”

“Oh. I can’t help with that. You need to call this number.”

“Out working hours are Tues-Thurs 1am-3am.”

“Our wait time is 2 hours.”

“Oh, that’s via another company, let me transfer you.” *click* *silence* *call mysteriously ends 20 minutes later*

I waste _so much time_ on calls and chats to customer support with large companies trying to resolve mistakes they made. Is it just me?

Bring Phaneuf back

((Not you personally.))

(((Unless you do this?)))

Yup.

(But if you host software on your website and you allow these ads and don’t make the real download button incredibly obvious, you bear responsibility.)

I have a CS degree, I know the innards of encryption algorithms, and I write software with some advanced security use cases in mind.

If I can almost get tricked, and I’ve been trained in this field, what hope does an unpaid intern with a leftover 2017 Dell Latitude and no motivation have?

I like to think I’m pretty security conscious. But I’m a Mac user, where these are (IME) much less prevalent.

I set up my first PC in 15 years a few months ago, and these nearly got me. Didn’t occur to me that the reasonably-reputable sites I was downloading from would allow malware ads like that.

Apple runs the backbone of the podcast industry, on top of RSS of all things, and makes no money on it, and nobody—especially Apple—is happy about it, but it will also never change

I don’t have existential dread, which is confusing as a Leafs fan, and that is triggering my existential dread?

Banner day for the manufacturing industry in Vatican City

It takes a special type of narcissist to tweet something, then hold a press conference where you hand out a printed copy of the tweet because you thought it was so clever.

this is pretty good

Jon Cooper’s a good coach, right?

…right?

Trump, Melania, and Biden

Bowser and Booster smooching Mario from Mario RPG (standing in similar positions as previous photo)

A copy of Windows 7 Ultimate, RTM, burned on a DVD

Genuine Microsoft software

Tired: using the holidays to turn off motion blur on your relatives’ TVs

Wired: using the holidays to make your relatives’ TVs default to “watch TV” when they turn on

Inspired: HDMI-CEC