St George lied about that dragon didn't he?

He killed a large lizard at best, or just made it up to impress some girls.

And he wasn't wearing plate armour as so often depicted. Because it hadn't been invented.

But happy St George's day for those who give a shit. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@canadian-critic.bsky.social bit shitty posting someone else's work and not crediting rhem.

Dull ones. White ones only go on when the shorts do.

Someone deliberately not crediting the original artist @twonks.bsky.social

I was expecting to be asked for my residency card at pet passport control in 🇫🇷 on Sunday but wasn't.

I have saved your explanation to my notes. It's exactly my view but you expressed it way better than I ever have.

Good to be back

Ref very happy to let the game flow.

HALF TIME

Stevenage 1-0 Barnsley

UP THE BORO

Rules//policy//guidance are not always the same and not always explicit.

We pay clever people good money to manage risks, make decisions and own outcomes rather than blindly follow a written process and then wash their hands and walk away which any idiot could do.

As a former Information Security Officer within a relevant body I am pissing myself laughing at how idiots and even journalists are interpreting the process, the purpose, the risk management and the 'rules'

Yesterday his brother had an emergency vets appointment in the UK for a burst anal gland cyst.

Old dogs are great 🤢

Dog threw up on the duvet and on his brothers tail in the middle of the night.

So that was nice 😡

Govt will introduce a legal ban on smartphones in schools in England

90% of secondary schools already have bans in place outside of specific lessons where they're used to aid learning

This new law is performative bollocks to create the illusion Govt are tough on something... I'm not sure what.

Trump tariff refunds begin but consumers likely to miss out Businesses can apply online through a portal for refunds expected to total $160bn.

So much fuckin' winning 🤣
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2 black labs, 1 x brindle spaniel on a scruffy sofa all asleep

Chillin'

If only you followed the French model and put solar panel awnings over every commercial parking lot.

Cheaper electricity and you could park nearer the store...

World Cup 2026 prices: New York's £111 train fares will have 'chilling effect', says Fifa Fifa hits back at criticism from New Jersey Governor Mikie Sherrill, saying vastly inflated train fares at the 2026 World Cup will have a

So FIFA rail against travel costs while happily scalping fans for thousands... the c*nts.
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Back to football once you've recuperated on the left?

I'm that confident it'll be a dry fortnight I ain't even bringing a coat...

#optimism

How's the recovery going?

Back to Blighty tomorrow.

Long day.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 fans moaning about the cost of the trains during the world cup in 🇺🇸 surely know how much it costs to get to London from the Midlands.

Seaworld says what?

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while standing in front of a blue wall . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while standing in front of a blue wall .

*almost everyone

So many experts on the criteria, process, purpose and limitations of (DV) developed vetting all of a sudden.

It ain't that complicated.

Not really "sabotage", just people invested in the issue being made aware of it alongside the Daily Mail regulars invested from the opposite perspective.

But pretty pointless compared to a properly conducted poll using approved polling methodology, randomised/representative sample of the populus

John Peel, Janice Long, Steve Wright... and now Andy Kershaw.

The voices of my youth are slowly falling silent. 😔

Close up nose view of old black lab lying on grass in the sun

Close up of another lab laying on green grass in the sun under a clear blue sky

Mad dogs & English men...

Well, I always thought Sharon Osbourne was a poisonous cunt but this confirms it

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