we all know I have no life, so:

in a massive escalation, iranian hackers are taking aim at america's strategic discourse reserves

Frame #20800 from S04 -E13 - Battle Milk-628207

Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

fuck yes

"hillbilly eulogy" chefs kiss

I JUST WATCHED THAT BIT AND APPLAUDED

just utterly extraordinary to write that headline with a straight face

"what is going on?"

Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

How hackers are helping criminal gangs hijack truck deliveries Cargo hijackings are on the rise, as cybercriminals use remote access tools to track and divert large shipments of high-end goods from delivery trucks around the world.

For this.weekinsecurity.com, I wrote about how hackers are helping criminal gangs hijack and steal delivery trucks packed full of consumer goods — from vapes to lobster meat heists, to potentially 12 tons of KitKat bars.

It's a growing but underreported problem. I explain more for subscribers. ❤️

omg

omg

boris didnt have to give up his US citizenship when he was PM

learning that Israel is one of the main suppliers of the fluoride that gets added to our water supply is like the Super Bowl for conspiracy theorists

the clankers shall know god when we SEND THEM TO HELL

this might be the most QTWTAIN ive ever seen

lmao not even a day

this has honestly brightened my morning considerably

pahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

lmao the guy at the bodega was just like "how high are you" i was like buddy im buying 200 dollars worth of juul pods and nine almod joys im exactly as high as you think i am

more like jeremy cuckson amirite

oh god it's Jeremy Clarkson isnt it

Do nothing you say? Aha just look at my cravat, designed with an abstract pattern of Benjamin Franklin's glasses. Checkmate, you scoundrel.

infrastructure week is back!

I love Reno

ok It probably didnt happen today, but this should still come as a wake-up call. are you prepared? you dont want to get caught with room temperature champagne