Oh come the fuck on, you should have just played it. Embarrass his ass.

Is there any way to basically 'revert' a marriage to just being Partners? (Custody Divorce and Family) Location: North Carolina, USA This is a long shot and bit of an odd one, but I figured I'd at least check here before paying a Lawyer for a Consultation. Wife and I have been married for 8 years. Own a home together, have 1 kid. We live in North Carolina, but were married in Colorado. Basically, we have mutually decided that we want to stay together, but we don't want to be legally married. It's complicated so I won't bore you with the details, but we want our relationship to essentially revert to a Partnership, but fundamentally nothing really changes: same house, living together, parenting together, sleeping together, etc. Everything we've read is that any divorce in NC requires a year of complete separation (ie. living under different roofs, not just sleeping in different rooms), and we haven't found any way around this except for extreme cases of late annulment (which it doesn't look like would apply to us). So I guess the question in: even in a case where both parties 100% agree on the divorce, and 100% agree on disposition of assets, and 100% agree on everything, is there any way to simply expedite the process or bypass the normal requirements?

This is by far the dumbest question I've seen in the Legal Advice subreddit (I sometimes like to answer trust/estate/property questions there and money stuff in Personal Finance).

Just asking how they can complicate every aspect of their life for no reason whatsoever.

At 2:20 RFK starts breathing loudly into the mic and he sounds like he needs a CPAP machine when he’s awake.

Best to not wear this colour trousers when on TV.

Like legit full military disability does not mean you can't ride a motorcyle. You aren't the OG Star Trek guy in a giant coverd wheelchair communicating through beeps.

Nick Fuentes Is Physically Disgusted by His Own Groyper Fanboys A devoted Fuentes supporter went on CNN to talk about his hero and then found himself in his crosshairs.

Nick Fuentes not beating the secretly gay allegations by going after his follower's ugly shoes. He's right though, they are fucking ugly.

www.thebulwark.com/p/nick-fuent...

Answer the question. What are you afraid of? What are you hiding, you monster?

Why play video games... when you can MAKE video games!? Call DeVry university now!

I saw an ad for financial advisement for military service members and lmao what the hell is this?

If I walk in looking for advice, the biggest red flag I can imagine is that you tell me I can make money selling that same advice.

That's how a pyramid scheme works.

“I’m a news man, which means I must be a credulous moron in all circumstances,” is my only takeaway.

I don’t normally watch the interview portion of Colbert. But Jake Tapper is the worst interview ever.

Colbert sets him up with every joke he’s made.

“So the energy secretary says gas might go up, might go down. How do you take that?”

“Well maybe he doesn’t know. Being Energy Secretary is hard.”

Michael: You wanna make a sale? There’s only one book you need.

*Slams down a copy of the Yellow Book from the 90’s with hundreds of tags sticking out of the pages. He flips through it. Every page is annotated with tiny, schizophrenic scrawlings*

Occasionally Michael tells them, “A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met yet,” and other tedious pablum that further pushes them toward suicide.

Like I never watched American Office but there should have been a salesman who offed himself every season.

Just a character who slowly degenerates while calling random offices to cold sell printer paper from the phone book.

Oh and the kicker: no commission. You cold call someone and set up a meeting and they sign up as a client? Lol fuck you that's just your job.

I can tell they're desperate. I leave a couple voice mails a day to warmish leads? Fine, I like talking money. But this is call center shit.

"So are you interested?"

"Dear God no. I'd kill myself if I had to spend 1.5 hours on 405 every day and make 100+ cold calls."

Cold calling would be easily 2 hours of my day, every day, and I have to spend two hours on the highway. Not even hybrid.

Me: "Well how do you cold call and ask, 'Can we have your life savings?'"

"That's not how we do it."

"It kind of is."

Had the dumbest interview today. Job played up financial planning and supporting advisors in helping clients with that.

Some "light prospecting calls."

Zoom call. It's 100-120 cold calls a day. Apparently they get call lists by looking up public records of business sales?

I try to be polite.

I'm kicked out of 95% of DnD games because I make the highest charisma character possible then run to the most important guy in the story. I make a Cha roll on something stupid like telling the Elf Pope, "I'm Elf Jesus," and pray for 20.

But the 5% that work? Also kicked out, but I'm the victim.

"Push it to the Limit" plays over a montage of Bolsonaro in various medical devices. A smiling Jair is seen happily eating various colors of Jell-O cups in each one to indicate the progression of time.

"Why is every other scene in a hospital?"

Don’t fall for those Building a Better California dipshits. I’ve gotten stuff from them about the billionaire tax. It’s all, “we just want more transparency” BS and founded by SV tech and crypto dipshits.

Can I send a C&D about this? Okay so this is a weird story. My location: Arkansas. The offending party is in California. There is a song my friends and I listen to as a joke. It's deeply unpleasant and we use it as a friendly torture device. The song and band are incredibly obscure, and almost all of the listens to this song are by us. A few nights ago, one of my friends discovered that the name of the song has been changed to "(My Legal Name)'s Divorce." It has been changed on every single platform that this song exists on. I am, indeed, going through a divorce. It's something I've been private about with most people. So this could only have been initiated by someone who knows me. But that is a separate issue. The band is a bunch of edge lords who would probably do this for $20, especially if they knew I was mocking them. But I have never spoken to them. The real problem is that they have used my full legal name and posted it with a major personal detail on all of their platforms without my knowledge or consent. We've attempted to contact them via Instagram and have reported the song to every customer support we can get ahold of for these platforms.

Do I have any legal legs to stand on if they refuse to back down after being asked politely? Would a Cease and Desist work? Should I look into something else? Please help! P.S: Before anybody jumps on this, none of my friends did this. My ex didn't either. The divorce is mutual and amicable, and we're doing our best to remain friends.

It's 100% someone you know, OP. Come on.

"You have to be nice to me even if I'm stupid and actively making your life worse."

Tech bros are such fragile dipshits. Nobody made Thiel do a bunch of dumb, sweaty speeches where he said the greatest threat to humanity is Greta Thunberg and that he's existentially scared of a young woman.

"When you adjust for inflation in the far flung year of 2027, who knows if $3/gallon is a reasonable assumption. But prices will come down. They'll come down. Down is the direction in which prices will move, the opposite of up."

Is his argument that we should expect hyperinflation?

Supermechagodzilla I think

I’m giggling like a simpleton.

High af and just remembered that old SomthingAwful post where people were debating cinema and some guy fake argued,

“If fictional characters don’t matter then do it. Call Mace Windu the N word.”

There's no crying so far. But that would add a layer of complexity to "guy punches guy, moves on to next guy."

Which kinda makes it sound more like gay dating.

I'm watching the new version of Fist of the North Star and it's interesting just because of the way the story is told. Every episode introduces an irreedemable villain reveling in their cruelty and evil, and then the least emotional man in the world explodes them with his fist.