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Posts by Prostate Puncher

There doesn't need to be. What exactly do you want them to do? They announced they're working on the next update and that's all they can do. Go do something else in the meantime and stop fixating.

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Destiny 2 does provide you with all the tooltips and tutorials you need, but people just mash through the initial ones because they don't like reading. Just a basic fact of how players interact with games.

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You a slapheid now? I still just picture you as the person I knew at school.

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Today I'm being made to watch a fitbaw game between my school and another. Forecast for rain so I guess today is scheduled to be very Scottish.

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Go to Iran, somehow collect a communicable disease you were previously immunised against, bring it home for a lil local epidemic. Just beautiful warfighter tactics.

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Thinks hes the stealthiest little hunter, creeping up on a ribbon of all things.

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Real ribbon-eating hours here

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Always here to spoil my Tuesday night. Bastards.

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The new guy has his work cut out for him because so much of the judiciary, media and other aspects of society were directly appointed as Orbman yes men. He'll have to weed out all the bastards.

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One of the problems of having long hair is sometimes a stray one just finds its way into your boxers, and worms its way beneath your foreskin, so when you remove it, its like running cheesewire over your boaby.

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Looking into Takao Nakano is awesome. Guy who only wrote/directed/acted in old school porno films and porn parody films for 2 decades was suddenly hired in the 2010s to write for MULTIPLE Ultraman TV shows. He was the head writer for a good chunk of them!

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David Cameron got that pig's head pregnant and thats where wes streeting came from

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Just won a staring contest with my cat. Fucking GET IN. PRIMATE DOMINANCE.

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Panel from What If...? #17 (1990)

Sergei Kravinoff aka Kraven The Hunter, stands naked in a room full of spiders that swarm around him or hang from the ceiling. The spiders cover his shame. He looks upset.

Kraven: Why am I DOING this?

Panel from What If...? #17 (1990) Sergei Kravinoff aka Kraven The Hunter, stands naked in a room full of spiders that swarm around him or hang from the ceiling. The spiders cover his shame. He looks upset. Kraven: Why am I DOING this?

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"Remember ... don't say the N-word!" -Team Sega Newsletter (circa 1989)

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TheCyberSmith tweeting out:

"Human Pet Guy"

All my wisdom, all of my intelligence, all of my genius insight is forgotten.

You do not consider the hours I spent debunking veganism on Tumblr.
You do not consider the fiction I wrote for Deviantart.
You do not consider the essays I submitted to Reddit.

TheCyberSmith tweeting out: "Human Pet Guy" All my wisdom, all of my intelligence, all of my genius insight is forgotten. You do not consider the hours I spent debunking veganism on Tumblr. You do not consider the fiction I wrote for Deviantart. You do not consider the essays I submitted to Reddit.

this is the funniest shit i've seen all year ngl

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Gave my students in the English club some irn bru today. They all said it tasted like bananas. The 1901 stuff as well. Fucking mental, but I don't make the rules.

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Blue skies and temperature crawling. Says its "cooling over the next few days" but it's still over 20!

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They should just ban them because its such weird navel gazing brainrot to even think about that stuff.

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I've definitely come down with wifeitis or something because I look at something expensive for myself and go "woaft, nah, lets see if a sale happens" but I'll look at buying all of the Kingdom manga in one go for my wife and think "Aye, a fair price".

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If this happened to me, I'd just orchestrate a kidnapping story to wind em all up.

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Heating up quicker now. Go away, summer, naebody likes ye!

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Casting JK Rowling into the Lake of the Dead, like Kain unto Raziel, smiling.

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Valve banned VILE because of depictions of sexual violence using real people. Immortality doesn't contain those types of scenes. Also, came out way before Valve decided to change their rules, but didn't apply retroactively. You keep trying to split hairs here but fail miserably.

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The Horses riding scene had an obviously nude woman. It doesn't matter if it isn't construed as "porn" by you, people just aren't going to accept children in sexual situations like that.

Valve's exact words were as in the image. Devs clearly identified the scene that was the issue and "amended".

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Watching anime with my cat but the wee prick keeps falling asleep! Pay attention!

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There's nothing "objectively false" here because the character was clearly communicated as a child. Its not a 1000 year old dragon situation. Valve just rejected any further submissions because it doesn't want people pushing envelopes with kids in sexual situations.

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This guy still just doesn't get it. Horses was submitted with a child character riding on the shoulders of a nude woman and was rejected from Steam because of that scene. The devs admitted it. Valve wont give it a 2nd chance because they violated a rule regarding minors and sex content.

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