The average person doesn’t give a fuck if AI has some niche use where it actually excels if used properly. In fact, that is what a tool is *supposed* to do and none of us will have a problem if it is used like that. What we see is AI fucking up real life in a massive way.
A swan's arse in the air
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the river.
bridget (@wholemilkbitch) on twitter: "i know i didn't text back despite "being on my phone for seven hours straight" but you have to understand i was on the escapism phone. the responding to texts phone is different."
ME: [first day as a detective] Was the robber armed?
VICTIM: No
ME: *writing ‘probably a snake’ in my notepad* Thank you.
Only 1,000 people saw the Melania movie but everyone who did went out and married a pedophile
If you have Hungarian friends, please check in on them. Netflix has nothing on this election campaign: a twisting spy scandal, Russian meddling, Orbán off the rails. And we still have four days left.
I wrote a (still slightly incredulous) rundown 👇
brettoninthewoods.substack.com/p/inside-hun...
Three women stand on the left with lots of men in the right. The text below says, “SO LADIES, THANKS FOR BEING THE FIRST TO WITNESS AND REPORT THE RESURRECTION AND WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE?”
It’s time for my favorite cartoon of the year.
My *other* fridge full of fingers.
WHAT AN ABSOLUTE FORCE OF NATURE this woman is. ✊✊
"Don't strike or I'll withdraw healthcare from tomorrow's public" is pretty stupid even by Labour's standards.
Headline: Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran
Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball
a photo of a pigeon nesting on a nest built on top of anti-bird spikes, with the text "a pigeon constructed its nest directly on anti pigeon spikes"
become ungovernable d2w9rnfcy7mm78.cloudfront.net/44803208/ori...
okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless
Is it not news-worthy…
That an 18-month-old Palestinian toddler was allegedly held in detention for 10 hours
Tortured by Israeli soldiers using burning cigarettes and nails
All to force a confession from his father?
Look at him
Because our press will rather you didn’t.
I really enjoy a polite 'fuck off' letter, I've written quite a few during my time. Always cathartic to craft a respectful form of words to put weirdos back in their box.
The people have misread the mood of the nation, I’m sorry to say.
I find this fascinating, he completely believes that he understands something he doesn't know because he can go and read it in a document.
How do these people get like this? What education system is to blame and how do we burn it down to stop anyone like this happening again?
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
It is hilarious how easy a grift it is to be a terf. Take pictures of yourself using your backers money to go to concerts and those same backers will say 'fantastic. You are doing such important work. Here's my child's university savings'
Julie Bindel was there too...
Wonder if any of theses insane fuckwits managed to go the whole gig without going to the toilet - cos it sure would undermine their cause if they suddenly didnt mind sharing, or if they took it upon themselves to use single use toilets, for an evening.
I’m so excited about the potential of the Internet to let previously marginalized voices be heard! <Monkey Paw’s Finger Slowly Curls>
The BBC did this with a dishevelled, plainly still-pissed Johnson many years ago now.
Brb going back in time to murder Clippy in the cradle to prevent crimes against humanity
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
Ask your smartspeaker to Please make it all stop all of it
Ah, yes, the invaluable wisdom of the markets.
Joani Reid who suggested Corbyn was a Russian asset despite zero evidence? Her husband? Ah fuck, she's gonna be LIVID.
metro.co.uk/2026/03/04/l...
