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Posts by Awful Fantasy

Camrod BaHalu approached the table. Camrod Denara-Lanoea got up from the table to greet him.
"We've got a problem," Camrod whispered.
"Oh no," said Camrod, "we're being watched."
"Is it them?" Camrod nodded towards a group of elves to his left.
"No, it's them," replied Camrod nodding to his left.

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"BOOM!" shouted the explosion. Joane dove for cover and landed hard. "THUD!" screamed her landing.

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Blood poured from Mering's mouth as he fell. Luckily, Mering was a vampire and it wasn't his blood; it was from the guy he was sucking.

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A Dargon suddenly flew out from behind the mountain. Hailyas noted it looked similar to a Dragon, but not nearly as cliché.

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"Priest! Heal me! I'm wounded!" he cried.
The priest looked inside his bag. "I think I have some ibuprofen? I'm sorry. I'm not a doctor."

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"No, I expect you to die," Phasmron said. Then he began to laugh. Then he actually did laugh. Then he stopped laughing. He was just smiling now.

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The sea reminded him of a huge sea. The sky was like a cloudy sky without the clouds. And his rage burned like some sort of burning rage.

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Seven Onion Rings were given to the Dwarf Lords, as part of their seven combo meals.

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"I smash you to nothing!" bellowed the ogre.
"That's physically impossible," said Dean. The others agreed, and the ogre admitted he was wrong.

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No one answered his cries for help. (This will make more sense later when you find out he's been dead the whole time.) Was he going crazy?

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Suits of armor lined the dimly lit corridor. Chain mail bow ties and iron cummerbunds glistened in the torchlight.

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Sue was sobbing, knowing she was pregnant by her husband Ted's best friend. A zombie was in the background. Sue had to tell Ted the truth.

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Huta typed on his Spaceship console in the year 3405 AD. It was a shitty, beige CRT monitor system just like 1970s sci-fi movies predicted.

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Loraa continued into the labyrinth. She went right, left, left again, straight, right, wolves killed her, parts of her went left, right...

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