There are no tops here in Dallas. Sorry.
Some guys claim to be tops, but they never deliver.

"...like he owns it".

But he does own it.

Oooh... Good to know! I'll be sure to tell my... friend.

Oh geez!!!
First, how does one get 20 loads like that... it doesn't keep long, so it's gotta be fresh. #AskingForAFriend
Second, I'd be guzzling that down instead.

Today I'm wearing some "coach" shorts–you know, the kind all the hot daddy high school gym teachers wore. This mandates wearing a classic white jockstrap underneath, and of course that mandates wearing a cup; I chose steel. (The manspreading is real.) Now I'm horny for a big butt plug, too.

Reminds me of this:

"But you are, Blanche!"
(This includes the butt pics; please do not stop.)

My mussy was so thirsty all day at work. I could hardly sit still.

First thing I did when I got home was lock up my cock. I knew that if I didn't I'd need to get off right away. Next, I shoved in the biggest butt plug I can take, and set an hour timer.
FEELS SO GOOD sitting here, squirming...

Dammitt, my mussy is so freakin' thirsty today, and then you go and post these pics. #BasementFlooded

I have long argued that people were smarter in the past. Look at all the feats of engineering around the ancient world that people did with an illiterate population and maybe only one guy with a quill, ink, and vellum to do some geometry. Now we have books, computers, and tools to do it all for us.

Oh great, the one time I decide not to attend...

(2/2) A music festival sold bottles of water for $10 and prohibited the local businesses there from selling water. So they gave out free bottles of water with the purchase of a peanut. The peanuts cost $1 (the price of a bottle of water).

See, malicious compliance can be both fun AND profitable.

(1/2) It's time to get creative. You're creative. What can you come up with?

Example: it's against the rules to sell food on eBay. So people who have corn flakes that look like the Virgin Mary instead sell coupons that can be redeemed for corn flakes.

I understand what you mean about Instagram. In another persona, I chose to leave Instagram because the evils of Meta were just too much for me to tolerate anymore. But almost no one chose to follow me here, & I've picked up a fraction of followers, who are mostly inactive.

But I can sleep at night.

I have had this same idea...

This kind of thing is not new and has been festering in the UK for centuries. In the 1600s the folks who wanted to ban everything but church were expelled to America (and you wonder why we're so fucked up now). But now you have to deal with it; you've nowhere to throw away these people anymore.

"I am happy..."

THIS! RIGHT HERE!
This is the definitions of success.

I wish my knees were young enough to still do that position...

My hypothesis: They already know your pics are out there, but by •trading• pics they're then permitted to send their photos to •you•. The purpose of that is to receive validation from you since you appear to them to have a higher level of esteem in their peer community. #SometimesACigarIsJustACigar

Some of us have this problem even without the exercise.

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And totally totally sexy ears, at that! #ZOMGMelts!

The answer is so obvious I can't believe you even have to ask.

Bwahahaha... I came on here to post this same GIF.

It's not just me, then? I've also been asking "Where is everyone?" I guess it's just winter hibernation.

Actually, a chihuahua. Now wait, hear me out. No other dog has that much BDE.

I'm not so interested in bodyswapping; instead I'm interested in cloning. Like, I want to know what it's like to fuck me, and since I don't have an identical twin brother (if I did, we'd totally be incestuously boning each other), so I'll need to make a copy of myself.

Is that a promise?

What is something you're surprisingly good at, but that has no relation to your art whatsoever? (For example, maybe you're a calculus whiz or you are fluent in sign language, ... something like that.)

Notice he used Comic Sans...