@drewcarrymore.bsky.social read this out to me while I was driving and it made me cry

When your friend asks if you have a black eye and you're like no, that's just my dark under-eye circles... 💀

I keep a Brita in the fridge because our tap water doesn't get very cold, but even the water from the Brita smells like chlorine!

Ahh, the time of year where the tap water smells like a swimming pool

Baja blast is five thumbs down from me

😢

photo of a male rufous hummingbird on a horizontal fig branch. there is a spring green leaf bud on the end of the branch - left side of photo. Rufous is facing the camera looking slightly up and to the left. His gorget is refracting vibrant red and orange.

#Hummerpalooza2026

BIG anger, little feets!

Male Rufous Hummingbird #birds #becurious 🪶

Sad about the thrift stores, but glad to miss the club! 😆

A Brita for cold drinking water (our tap doesn't get very cold either) and then a few ice cube trays in the freezer!

LOL why would that ruin my birthday?! I'm always sleepy!

I'm a little freak who loves a bit of cream in her peppermint tea

I was just in an elevator with the MAYOR!

A white deep plate with two baked potatoes smashed down with melted butter, salt, pepper, garlic powder, and dried parsley on top

Sometimes a girl needs to get out of bed at 10pm for some microwaved baked potatoes with lots of butter and salt

bluesky is not for being popular bluesky is for being insane

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I'm lack-toast intolerant

How many living room throw blankets is too many?

(We have 9)

(I think that's too many)

Watching Wheel of Fortune and WHAT HAPPENED TO RYAN?!

The only 6 7 I know is the Bristol stool chart, am I right?

The 5-second rule counts for dropping a dryer ball in the cat litter box too, right?

‘Sky-high’ circulation of flu among Canadian kids, teens as experts brace for worsening wave of infections | CBC News A surge of influenza among school-aged kids is linked to the recent deaths of multiple Ontario children, prompting calls for Canadian families to get vaccinated as medical experts brace for a worsenin...

Flu circulating at 'sky-high' levels among kids, teens as experts brace for worsening wave of infections #Canada

20% of Canada-wide influenza tests now coming back positive, most detections among those under 19

www.cbc.ca/news/health/...

I will have days like today where I feel atrocious for "no reason" and then I see your posts and remember, oh yeah, the weather. Duh!

I was awoken by our eldest cat meowing incessantly in an unusual way. Alarmed, I got up to investigate - turns out he just had his favorite toy and wanted to play.

Not me realizing in my mid-30s that instead of just *hoping* that there's not a lot of ketchup on the burgers I order, I can in fact just... order them without ketchup.

Oh we're doing big lüften today, fellers

"If I had to go 40 days without something to show penance to the Lord, it would be ketchup." - @drewcarrymore.bsky.social

More like hell-icopter, am I right?

I wish this helicopter would leave me alone

(I'm assuming it's the police helicopter and it's been flying around for hours and slowly degrading the shreds of my sanity)

I pretty much only brush my teeth in the evenings anyway 🫣

It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.