I could go for 5Ibs of crawfish right now 😮‍💨

Nobody:

Maury: So you mean to tell me, you’re gravely scared of cotton!?

🗣️Bring out the cotton….😭😭😭😭

Oh nothing—bout to watch the Montgomery Brawl real quick 😌

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Stay to mf crybaby ass in the back!

DROP THE ALBUM KIRK!! 😩

Feel like we been in December for 40 days and 40 nights 😮‍💨

Think imma call in late tomorrow just to go eat some breakfast 😅

Black Friday…I need groceries not a new TV! 😑

Thanksgiving was nice, but I’m getting some crab legs tomorrow

If I’ve been drinking and I’m staring…I need that!

I wanna do some gumbo today, but ion think I feel like sitting over the stove making a roux…

The what and what!?

I still wanna know why Scarlet got up on that table 😭😭😭

I’m glad Waffle House delivers now cause bih I’m dronk

I can’t wait to get off work and pour tf up! 😮‍💨

And a lot of folk with still find a way to put the blame on whoever the next president is…

Not everything is worth fixing.

Move on!

Rent coming out automatically is a bit too grown for me…

Me on TikTok living thru everybody at the Grand National Tour…

If ion do nun else…imma lose this Apple TV remote at least 1x a day

I just heard somebody pour a shot…who was it…👀

I’m over this day…

Usually it’s just bare minimum Friday, but today it’s FUK THIS SHIT FRIDAY!!

I’m awake—so I decided to log into my laptop and put PTO on my calendar. 😌

Kevin Gates always look like he going on a business trip lol

Being tipsy and coming home to an extra hyper dog is for the birds!!

0/10 do not recommend!

As Gloria Hallelujah should have!

Tf!

Facts!!