Found a xfit box near me I didn’t know existed and doing a drop in class hopefully makes me feel something

Is this a bionicle?

Girl it’s literally one episode 😭

In the mood to shoot my phone, get a Motorola razr, go on a cycle 💉, get into illegal peptides, ween off caffeine and permanently get offline and living irl.

They want me to hate AI so bad but those videos are soooooo funny 😭

The whole foreign government posting AI-generated videos of our president being controlled by a Spider-Man villain version of his deceased pedophile sex trafficker friend is just something I wasn’t prepared to deal with in adulthood

it’s monday

No we’re good thank you

Where he pants…

XXXL

Let’s do a girls rewatch next

I just saw someone fighting for their life in the comments trying to prove their work wasn’t AI…they’re just not very good 😭

Which is which? @mrlawsonpants.bsky.social

Threads is where all the annoying LinkedIn influencer rejects go.

Feat. my favorite piece of art (moi) 🖼️

My eyes are up here

Big boy at the gym… ground breaking

Dramatically leaving them is my favorite thing to do

It been repeat all week haven’t even listened to new Robyn or Slayyyter yet 😵‍💫

Thursday!

I had a chicken Cesar wrap :)

😭😭😭

Like a TMZ tour in Hollywood? 🤔

Fuck it - I worked hard bench pressing tonight at the gym, so I'm gonna take (and post) a pre-shower pump pic. 😉

Sorry if I’ve been really annoying with this. Rent is due in a week, and health insurance is almost due as well. I still haven’t been able to find a new job and have not been able to qualify for any kind of government aid even with my medical history. Don’t know what else I can do but beg 😣

Depression XXL

If you get choked up now

Nasty Pig being the villain of the day on Twitter omg the world is healing maybe someday I can leave Bluesky

Shove them up me

Trying to hug you tight