That settles it. After Muay Thai I'm learning Aikido

It might be crazy if the White House has a first, second, and a third lady.

There are scores of grown men who grew up watching The Phantom Menace and still voted for Trump, cmon man PAY ATTENTION. HE'S PALPATINE

I'm gonna become a second amendment guy but for Swords

Finally got some antidepressants, time to lock in

Full moon tomorrow. Check up on your werewolf friends

Reading Joy Luck Club, pretty sad so far

Like chapter 22

That's IT. I'm dnfing the wheel of time. I HATE THE FUCKING HATE THE WHEEL

Put some respect on my name next time you address me

I haven't taken a shit all year!

My head is fucking reeling from the end of Wind and Truth. Somebody better finish it soon, I need to TALK ABOUT SHIT. WHY IS IT THE WAY THAT IT IS.

Wait till Mario hears about this

I checked MAYBE 2 leg kicks, out of probably a hundred, I really do need practice

Went to Muay Thai this morning and it turns out it was a sparring class so that was a fun little surprise

Yeah, I love... Cheers

Okay, that's enough. I'm no longer gonna tweet about Wind and Truth. No matter how vague

Literally me RN

I woke up cursing the name of Nale, Herald of Justice. FUCK that guy

Bought Mikey a Christmas present, time to slack on literally every other present I buy

Dude to my new work schedule, I cannot do Muay Thai in the evenings. Let's see if I posses the motivation to start attending 6am classes, or if I give it up entirely

I have been diagnosed with acute bronchitis

FINALLY SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF MY CAGE