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It's thesis defense day for my beautiful badass of a niece!

Sending all my prayers and good vibes in the direction of Western Mass today! 🙏🏻❤️✨

THE VIBES @sleandres.bsky.social

DODGERS LOSE DOT GIF

Patrick Bailey holding a fieldwork strike thief gold lager

King shit

Truly though!!

I need a whole damn uniform to wear tomorrow. 👹

That’s what’s up!!

#SFGiants #NothingLikeIt #BeatLA

OH THOSE KIDS HAVE GOT IT COMMMMINGGGGGGGGGG TOMORROW.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Welp. Just reminded the neighbors that it's baseball season again. 😂☠️

PATTY FUCKING BAILS!!!!!

Letssss GOOOOOOOOO!!!

I just realized that you meant them and not me. lol

ICE acting director will resign at the end of May, DHS officials say Todd Lyons, who was named acting director in March 2025, led the agency at the center of President Donald Trump’s plans to reshape immigration to the U.S.

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A bunch of warriors doing the Lord's work. 💪

Student who created AI influencer says ‘dumb’ MAGA crowd was easy to fool The 22-year-old estimates he made thousands each month through his AI-generated MAGA influencer

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Lou Seal bullies Shohei Ohtani, who is forced to report the incident to Dave Roberts

It's mine too!

Doh. Using a swipe keyboard + trying to stealthily post + laughing while typing = so many typos!

I swear I'm a literate librarian who can actually spell. 😅

Also, I would like to apologize in advance to those of you who did not know me over on the Twitter or have discovered/followed me for reasons other than baseball.

I won't always be this foul-mouthed and vulgar. It's a baseball thing. ❤️🧡🖤

Update: the hoodie is not going over well. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Hahaha he was SOOOOO cute! Trying to be brave for his first day of school. 😭

OH
MY
GOSH.

That's SO stupid. Even dumb Dave is like, "GET OVER IT."
Lord.

I'll get outta here one day. ☹️

Hahahaha omg I think this little guy so often! I was watching the news that day and saw him live. Little cutie.

But also, fuck then kids!!

I'm sure I'll have to eat shit tomorrow. But, for today... fuck them kids.

I haven't hated anyone on that dumb ass team with this much ferocity since stupid Adrián González.
But Dalton Rushing has reignited my fury.
I'm back, I'm locked in and they can ALL eat a whole bag of dirty dicks.

Fuck the Dodgers.
Fuck stupid Uniqlo Field.
Fuck their fans.
And Fuck ICE.

😘🖕🏻

I FUCKING HATEEEEEEE THIS GUY

Hahahaha! The old me used to do that. The new me roasts them every chance I get - just like they do to me! 😂☠️

DEFINITELY! I'll take it!

That’s what’s up!

#SFGiants #NothingLikeIt #BeatLA

We've seen this film before though, right?
I love when we take the first one! But it's usually all down hill from here. 😂