When will they be declared a terrorist organization?

Oh, I definitely will remember…

not looking for a man, but if a 50-70 something silver fox with a dad bod and c pap machine were to come along and just be interested in Home Depot and farmers market trips, binge watching Taylor Sheridan shows while eating dips and chips…I’m listening…

Serious question for autism parents or anybody in the autism community: I’m hearing mixed reviews about the puzzle piece. Has it been canceled? Has it been completely replaced by the infinity I am working on something. Should I offer both versions?

When a friend of mine is craving pizza… they are getting pizza.

If you’re someone who receives products for free and exchange for your “ honest” review… Yeah… I’m not listening to a word you say in fact, I’m not even reading your review unless it’s less than five stars

This is a reminder that anything Starbucks can do you can do better

If you aren’t getting up at 5 AM and baking sourdough, what are you doing?

Thank you! 🩷

My sourdough starter, Doughlorus, gave birth at 6:30 this morning to a son: a stiff starter. Pedro Doughscal. 174g 3oz 🥰

One of the neighborhood kids knocked on my door at 9pm asking if he could wash my car’s mirrors and headlights for $5. Took him 3 minutes. I gave him $10. I will never turn down a little entrepreneur. 🩷🩷

Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈🌈❤️🧡💛💚💜
(Also a warm welcome to whatever fake holiday the internet made up today. I heard it’s “Veterans Month,” brought to you by people who forgot we already have that… in November
#PrideMonth #LoveIsLove #HappyPride #Pride2025 #LGBTQIA #Equality

Me too! He meets the best people, and always has. He is truly blessed 🩵🩵

I called my son to tell him to let me know when he was ready to take his EMT exam and I’ll pay for it. He said he was talking to a customer at work the other day and the customer tipped him $120 and told him to take that test. I’m crying.

Thank you! I am so full of all sorts of emotion!

Feeling incredibly blessed. We haven’t even had our soft opening yet and three customers have already found us on yelp and are ordering cakes.💜💜💜

Classic gaslight. Like when my ex said it was my fault he was a lying, cheating manipulative whore

I became a grauntie for the 6th time at 11:53 last night. 2 more on the way. So proud of my beautiful, amazing niece🩷

My grandma (top row, far right) with her schoolmates. Fun fact: this is the schoolhouse from The Birds

There’s a girl on TikTok younger than my Netflix account calling me and other people liars that the phrase“Debbie Downer”existed before SNL. And she doubles down because she can’t find any proof of it on the Internet.

Poor people simping for Elon, and worried about his companies and billions of lost dollars is wild af. That’s like $20 bucks to these people

Concepts of tots and pears

Shout out to aunties. No matter how old I get, my auntie always takes care of me. I have pneumonia and RSV and that angel went to Kaiser to pick up my prescriptions so I didn’t have to 🩷🩵🩷🩵🩷

Amy Coney Barrett looked terrified… I love that for her 🩵🩵🩵

Had an argument yesterday with a magat I know who doesn’t even vote…because he doesn’t want the government to know who he is

I’m getting over RSV and supposed to leave for Boise on Monday to visit my son. 😭

How the f does one import from one’s own country? Do you mean: “source locally”? Or “source domestically”?

This American bought a bunch of coffee crisp from Canada

I just got in trouble at the bad place for being mean to a human trafficker

Omg! Thank you! Taking a look now