This is my favourite conspiracy theory

Silicon Valley has forgotten what normal people want Did the tech industry get high on its own supply?

from the annals of getting high on your own supply (gift link) www.theverge.com/tldr/915176/...

The future of making sure you don’t leave this guy alone with your drink

Definitely

Kids bedding with dinosaur skeletons neatly labelled science style

I will never understand Instagram Influencers who do their kids bedrooms in shades of greige because like. stuff designed for kids actually slaps

Oh mate

A nightingale to calm your thoughts

He’s been singing til the early hours for a few days

I fetched my wife so she could listen. He stopped so i played the video and he started singing back to himself 😂

No. Absolutely not. If it's vital to understanding the movie, put it in the movie. Don't assign me homework.

The wigs are somewhat dubious, luckily the acting is top notch

It's very very good

Reminded how much everyone smoked back then, it looks so weird to see it now

Our Friends in the North DVD

I am watching this for the first time, thanks to @katebevan.com having it on DVD

Did the 60s episodes last night, doing the 70s tonight

They don’t make them like this any more

Photo of a longhaired tortie cat lying on a sunny sidewalk with grass lawn on either side. It has a round little dark object in front of it, a toy maybe.

Photo from my collection, writing on the back says “General Nuisance. Summer 1954”.

Scritti Politti | Southbank Centre

I was going to mention that Scritti Politti will be playing the Queen Elizabeth Hall in July, but it pretty much sold out straight away. Anyway, Green and I just had a few pints and decided it would be great, so that’s decided. My teenage self would explode. www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/scr...

lol even this was a lie

Regretfully, Daphne's breakfast time is not 5:30am

I just cringed myself inside out at the thought of him wearing a baseball cap backwards to try and get down with the kids

Newspaper Headline: "Influencers Are Spinning Nicotine as a ‘Natural’ Health Hack" Subhead: "The influencers, many of them aligned with the Make America Healthy Again Movement, say the medical establishment has unfairly demonized the compound."

Deep sigh. Yes, nicotine is "natural". So are aflatoxin, ricin, cocaine, and botulinum. Please don't equate "natural" with "good for you".

Gift link if you really want to raise your blood pressure by reading about this stupidity... www.nytimes.com/2026...

FDA Finds E. coli in Raw Farm Cheese Matching a Second Outbreak During its investigation of an ongoing Escherichia coli O157:H7 outbreak involving Raw Farm-brand unpasteurized cheddar cheese, FDA detected E. coli in a product sample not matching the current outbre...

Four points in this ongoing saga of raw cheese products in California worth repeating. 1) Recalls save lives. 2) Pasteurization saves lives. 3) We've known both things for more than 100 years. 4) Get a clue.

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. "it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. "it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. "you simply must visit the monster—I always just ask the monster." there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn't mean it has no price "for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

I'm also A Negative 🙌

It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson

*unsubscribe*

Me and my opponent when we argue online

How big is this hourglass, you can get teeny tiny ones and Very Big ones

ASDA driver was a medical student. I think maybe it would be fine if medical students didn't have to have jobs.

Very sad to hear, I enjoyed his posts

Condolences to his friends and family

I am very much saddened to report that my friend, @nearlylegal.co.uk passed away this weekend.

nearlylegal.co.uk/2026/04/gile...

She is

Right? I would be able to afford to buy a replacement flight if I missed one, but why on earth would you want to throw away money when it is in your control to organise yourself and get there on time?