thinking about how yesterday I tried to send my friend a venmo payment with the caption “deez nuts 🥜 ” (she legit bought me a bag of cashews) and venmo was like NAH FAM CANT DO THAT and sent me an error message 🤪

put up my Christmas tree without breaking any nails. truly a Christmas miracle.

a very unbothered boy lol

yesterday I had to call 911 for the first time in my life (I’m fine, Zeke is fine, it wasn’t for me!) and after doing so, I feel like I’m OFFICIALLY an adult.

sleeping beauty.

lol same I also had to reinstall. and reset my password. oops!

alright I guess I’ll fire this bad boy back up.

when Elon says he’s going to start charging users and I immediately send out all my Bluesky codes 💀

do not disturb

I read a rumor Joe Alwin is gonna be in the new season 👀

the mass exodus from twitter to here is breaking the signup page 😂

brain empty except for the missing submarine.

happy Mother’s Day to all the dog mamas, too!

hair really be outta control today.

I have the happiest dog.

tomorrow i have not one, but two one-year-old birthday parties. thoughts and prayers for my sanity and well-being are appreciated.

Lol thank you!!

it’s me, hi.

Hey all. Let's welcome @maracalv.bsky.social to the skyline. She's a writer who has dog pics for days.