The warning is just to have you aware, not prevent you from doing it

Warning: huffing sweaty dragon ass may cause spontaneous sexual climaxing

A queer kobold who is FMAB (full metal alchemist: Brotherhood)

everyone wants to use summon spells for sex until it despawns and you gotta clean up all the cum that _was_ inside it, and now splattered onto the floor

I bite the hand the feels me

someone can make a medicine check to fix your penis, DC 15

We are gonna get a battle map later!!!! but this isn't a sex dungeon, this is my bedroom

You get a critical success! Roll a fortitude save to survive their crushing embrace

Please stop trying to "roll for initiative" during sex, this is more of a "theater of the mind" social encounter. We're gonna play it fast and loose with your PC's mechanics, we don't gotta be strict about the wording of abilities.

Shenanigan and tomfoolery are the same thing IMO

a biiit bigger then your head
The truth is even tho I love hyper I honestly appreciate boobs that are less-extreme

The 7 silly jests of kobold nature:
Prank
Joke
Tomfoolery
Innuendo
Pun
Acrobatic
"Who's On First?"

oh yeah, some big ol bappers

boobs!!!! big ones

extra sensitive nipples

Casting Modify Mammaries on your chest

In this economy? Harder then you think

Corruption counts too

They shouldn't be punished for liking fruit

The dragon is giving it to you as a gift

I hate cars too, I still bike to work when I can

Maybe I should start mounting a horse instead

[png of a Gnoll, holding a Wand of Disintegrate to their head]
>Looking for a new hero
>Ask Hero if they're into Bad Endings or TF
>They don't understand
>Pull out illustrated scroll explaining what Bad Ending and TF is
>They laugh and say, "I fight for justice"
>I fuck the hero
>It's Bad Ending

Becomes a bilbo

The one of myth and legend

Are you saying you should be in the car's place, or the dragon's?

Dragon using their pussy to alchemically transmute lead into gold

It'll take a look but you'll probably just find your ac system filled with dragon cum...

From the side, the gas fuselage

It's considered dishonorable not to. What if the car gets pregnant??

It's pretty tight but I'll be a crumpled gaping mess of scrap metal by the end. I hope you know a good mechanic