I’d dedicate half my day to typing “Mark Zuckerberg was the first recipient of a rat penis transplant”

“It was once they stopped worshipping me that I turned my anger against them”.
Sir, this is an Arby’s

I’m going to do the same for mine.

My “play” so far has involved opening the box, checking out the components, and then packing it up while contemplating that I may have bitten off more than I can chew.
I’m impressed with how it’s managed to intimidate me right from the start 😀

But I can just look around without glasses and everything looks a little bleaker

As a primary school kid I was convinced girls didn’t fart.
As a happily married man I can confirm I was very much mistaken.

My wife, not on Bluesky, says “No, I couldn’t give a shit”.

I haven’t read a newspaper for years, I watched the 6pm news yesterday for the first time in years. I’m 56.

I guess one of the things about the media is that their consumers are basically morphing into the demographic that NZ First appeals to.

I’ve said right from the start that the insurance companies are the ones to listen to if you have any doubts about climate change.

We really do need to stop (as a society) emotionally crippling boys. They turn into such crappy unhappy men.

I’m generally not a fan of cardigans but this might make me rethink that.

I like the cardigan. Did you knit it yourself? Great colour and looks really good on you

an elderly man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: an elderly man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

You’re an ultra-rich CEO who thinks there’s going to be 20-30% unemployment within 5 years while refusing to create a universal basic income…in a heavily-armed society…and your plan is to tell folks now and hope they don’t eventually hunt you down if your prediction comes true?

Butter Chicken Tsunami sounds super-appealing to be honest.
It’s also the name of my next band.

So is jumping into a conversation that isn’t about you, and being polite, it seems.

How shit must it be to wake up in the morning and remember that you’re Sean Plunkett?

A bit of beard oil does wonders to soften up the Brillo pad. Smells great too

“Alpha” males seem to spend a lot of time and energy impressing other men.
I can’t think of a less Alpha pastime to be honest.

That oppressive sense of nuclear-enabled Armageddon.
“Ambient sexism” is a great term. It’s scary just how rape-y so many movies from those decades are.

If not for rolling, why head perfect roll shaped? 🇳🇿

I too am not interested in voting for chocolate-covered Tories. Let’s get bold Labour.

Put the trains back on you crazy bastards! Thank you for your attention to this matter

Snackachangi Chops guy tapped to replace flailing Luxon as Nat leader

To the bitter end. He probably thinks he will get a big payout like most useless CEOs seem to get after they have shat the bed

I’ll be wormed if I know Raccy

Has David Seymour had a hand in this?