hoping jd vance comes here to negotiate a stronger brexit so we can end up back in the eu

I’m very good at going at exactly the wrong time to see people - I went this time to see my sister who *lives* there … but was away on holiday when I visited last 🤦‍♂️

I actually burst out laughing at this one. How utterly delightful! 😆

*swoons* ... and now *I* need a lie-down (and a snuggle)

*Two* cute photos? you're spoiling us 🥰

unspeakable amounts of snuggling? I'm in 🥰

I’m building a pillow and blanket fort - I am pillow, and ready to cuddle while you sleep for like 14 hours uninterrupted 😘🥰

*bonk*

This video is finally picking up some algorithm momentum. Did you watch it and leave a comment yet? 👀

Hmm 😜

Me being warm in a cream tank top and red shirt with a pattern of white flowers against a backdrop of generic bus station

The heating is on full blast in the bus station and I’m actually melting… but I’m on my way for a few days off in Manchester 🎉 Who’s around this weekend?

It's the only kind I offer 🤷‍♂️

*points* There's coffee in that nebula!
(or, "how to distract a Janeway" - the best way to save ourselves from these dilemmas)

d'aww! That's so cute! Tophox must be protected 😮 🥰
Hmmm... may need to workshop that name though - it's a bit "unholy mashup from a Voyager transporter malfunction", which is not what I was thinking when I started typing 🤣

"Fuck this shit, I need a nap" is the true sign of maturity

My phone put the line break at "On today's episode of Boyfriend Magic" and it made me want to experience some boyfriend magic 😆🥰

So whatever magic it is that you're doing, keep doing it 😘

Co-op Elden Ring can be a fun time (as you giggle at each other panicking and running away from enemies 😆)

a shocking and *totally unexpected* response 😜

Now, now, Ewan... my ring is more elden than yours. uh. wait, what?

Still getting random disconnects every couple of minutes at twitch's end... so ... uh... that's poopy. I just want to be able to stream 🤷‍♂️

Me, wearing a black Mr S Leather tank top, looking scared over my shoulder as a hand (that DEFINITELY isn't mine...) reaches out to grab brown plush Chair Monkey

Sunday scaries? 😱 (RE requiem first playthrough 😮)
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(assuming twitch behaves and lets me stream for more than 2 minutes at a time today.... argh)

a pixel art congratulations message with two unicorns Alt: Two pixel art hippos wearing purple party hats and waving blue and pink sticks sitting in possibly the green pipes from Super Mario? The background is orange with white sparkles fading in and out and above them the text "CONGRAT!!" cycles through a rainbow of bright colours

CONGRATUMULATIONS! 🥳💖

Me looking at the camera, all grey-haired and scruffy, wearing a dark blue tank top that apparently looks black on camera, and with brown plush Chair Monkey flopping sideways above my shoulder from the back of the chair

Werkin on Wednesday (25/5 pomos)
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When your fiancé gets out-talled 😆

Me wearing a burgundy-ish tank top that the camera makes look more of a chocolate brown? I don't know how these things work

A Thursday wurk n lurk (25/5 pomos)
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... and someone else can do all the work

I'll stare at yours if you'll stare at mine?

Me, a grey-haired and grey-bearded bespectacled white man, wearing a blue tank top and sitting in front of a green screen. Brown plush Chair Monkay is leaning out sideways from his perch on the chair above my shoulder

It's sunny outside! So let's stay in and work! (25/5 pomos)
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7 years of this nonsense? Streamiversary time! 🎉🥳
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*sending snuggles* 🥰