"I never claimed it was what you were after. Its merely a perk."

A very audible fan crack to cover a smug grin.

"No, that would be stupid."

Ame lets out a somewhat annoyed sigh at the idea of the other needing something more than his word. Fine fine, he'll plan something.

"You wound me Ume, you know that? I give you all this love and affection, elevating your status, and you wound me."

Of course he's being overdramatic and full of it.

"Did I not say I graced you with my love? Had it been status I would marry your father."

A snicker at that,

"ah well."

"I have graced you with my time, presence, and love, and that is why. I remain the only member of the court unmarried, and I'd hate to let something so pretty go to waste."

"would you share your objections?"

"Well you're saying you did a bad job huh?"

A brief hum followed from the other, alongside fanning himself.

"I have my reasons."

"Because we were discussing marriage plans."

"Because you appear to know him."

"Why would you ever suggest such a thing?"

// do it

"Oh no you definitely said it, but lie to yourself all you want."

No more comments.

"and yet you did."

"I was going to ask you what any of it."

Fan crack.

"You absolutely did."

"What did Ume mean by 'I'm going glizzy overdrive mode'?"

"It doeees."

"I did, in your mouth."

A small chuckle.

"Oh we did, in a maner of speaking."

"That's a lie."

Small cough

"and I have never seen you in my life."

Loud fan crack

Explosions

[Hound]

[How drunk are you?]

[Exactly]

[I'll be great]

Did he mean to say I'll or it'll.

[My planning could]

[take a while yes]

[Of course not yet]

[I have plann in g to do"

[we can date]

[I'm giving you to what you want]