Brilliant and possibly true?

I hate to tell him, but he's not a doctor either.

Oooh! Oooh! Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter!

To pick out just one of the many things to dislike here, using ChatGPT to write emails to parents about students is a gross violation of privacy. I'm an AFT member. This is not the way.

Awesome! Any chance of bringing back the Funny Women column or a new humor column?

I Call This Enemy: The Sun (The Simpsons) YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise

Next up, the sun.

Ugh, I've been there. I'm sending all the sleeping baby vibes your way.

Please read my latest for @mcsweeneys.net and know that I’ll be watching 🤗

It’s been sixty hours, twelve minutes, and thirty-four seconds since I asked you for notes. 👀

And it's only March😭

See, this is what the internet was made for.

Enjoying this brief moment in time when the entire city of Austin smells like mountain laurel.

Before Chips and Salsa, There Was Another Complimentary Tex-Mex Appetizer Many fondly remember the dish as a staple of growing up in Texas. There are still a few places that still serve it.

A nearly forgotten piece of Tex-Mex history revived. www.texasmonthly.com/food/what-ha...

I remember a place that used to do this when I was a kid. Even now, I like to put an H-E-B flour tortilla in the toaster, get it nice and puffy and then slather it in butter. Soooo good.

Eminem in 8 mile movie with the lyrics: Look If you had one shot or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it Or just let it slip? Yo

fajitas. that's just fajitas.

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Please Stop Ripping My Bodices Lathaniel, thou knowest how I crave thy touch. Many a night—and morn, and afternoon!—have I lain enfolded in thine arms, as thou tendered thy lips ...

"Surely, thou canst sate thy lusts upon mine person without turning every garment I own into confetti? I look upon my shredded silks and weep, Lathaniel! My bosom heaves with anguish. And what shall support it? Not my bodices!" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...

Reviews of New Food: Trolli Gummi Pops As a child, my secret “cool kid” skill was the ability to eat the sourest candy—the kind that children only pop into their mouths when dared by the...

Some crimes need to be documented. Thanks to @ericaliesalot.bsky.social and @mcsweeneys.net for doing this important work.

THE PRICEMASTER HAS SPOKEN

Y si me emborracho que me ayuden!

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love it!

Back in the 90s I took a Womens Studies class at A&M. It was a great class. I was never a dyed in the wool Aggie but I got a solid education there. Lots of great profs, a few duds. What a shame.

Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty Our 5th most-read article of 2025. - - -1. You own music in so many formats that your collection could be housed in an audio museum. 2. Back in yo...

Our 5th-most-read piece of 2025 is this sobering dose of reality for Generation X.
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Awesome and well deserved accomplishment!!

haha I wouldn't go that far but thank you!

It has a lot of the same chefs and it's a lot of fun! Also, pitch: culinary gadgets ranked

I'm waiting for the next episode to drop. Do you watch Chef & My Fridge? I am obsessed with both shows! (PS/I fully support buying culinary gadgetry).

Write and submit it quick before someone else does!!!!!