More of this pls

WAIT HOW DID I MISS THIS?!? I LOVE THIS!!

Definitely the best pic you’ve taken this year 🐻🩷

A vasovagal attack at 4:00am? Oh boy! 🙄

I had a nightmare last night that was so realistic I just had to remind myself it wasn’t real. 😵‍💫 I had allergy testing done that said I was allergic to all tube shaped mammals including Weiner dogs. I could never handle that.

It’s 2:37am and some butthole just set off a firework. I hate this holiday.

I’m reading a book on the psychology of language and how it affects mental health and oh my goodness I feel like I’ve been using my brain the wrong way for the past 29 years. 😵‍💫

I can’t hear my audiobook over the sound of my fiancé’s snoring. How am I supposed to get my beauty sleep under these conditions? (Babe, if you’re reading this, ily, but dangggg)

Guess who has a bad case of the cheese tummy? 😭

An orange Duolingo graphic that says “I’m on a 875 day learning streak”

Please be proud of me

STOP PUTTING AROMAS IN EVERYTHING. THE AROMAS ARE WHY I NEED THE THERAPY. 😡 #mastcelldisease

This.

Seeing sketch lines in hand drawn animation. Seeing fingerprints in claymation. It's like hearing the faint sound of the hand moving over the strings of a guitar when someone is playing. Small imperfections are signs of life.

Sorry for the radio silence. My condensate pipe on my heater froze on the coldest week of the winter. After we thought it was fixed, we now have a giant water spot on our ceiling that is likely from the cracked pipe. My home is my safe space, so having it malfunction is driving me batty.

I want it to warm up just a tad so I can finally wear skirts again without freezing my legs off. Ya’ girl is sick of pants.

Blue graphic with an image of a blue frozen owl. Text reads “I completed the January challenge. That is faster than 86.6% of all learners on Duolingo”

Almost didn’t finish that in time. Ooops!

My fiancé just growled in his sleep. Do I …?
A) Give him a little reassuring smooch on the forehead
B) Attempt to communicate by growling back at him
C) Push him out of bed and onto the floor
D) Nothing

MORE PENCIL PLZ AND THANK YOU

Just Katie things: having painful gunky eyes and not being to determine if the fan blowing on you is drying out your eyes or if you’re allergic to your partner’s new shampoo. 🙃

Graphic showing that I am in the top 1% of Duolingo learners. The graphic shows the following stats: Top 1% rank, 738 longest streak, 85223 total XP, and 2611 minutes spent learning

Flexing my Duolingo stats 💪🏻

GIVE. ME. MORE. SHIELA. (Pls)

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs

I DON’T WANT A PURSE I WANT UTILITY POCKETS DAMMIT

THAT’S THE DREAM! If I could fit 3 books and a 3DS in my pockets, I’d never need to destroy my shoulders with a purse.

Around this time every year, I share a list of ways to support Native people. From supporting Indigenous people seeking abortion care to defending Native voting rights and keeping Native families together, here are some causes worth supporting. 🧵

Image is sky blue with white text and says “I completed the November challenge. That is faster than 87.7% of all learners on Duolingo” in the bottom right corner is an image of the game’s character, Oskar, a man with a medium complexion with dark brown hair and a long beard, parodying the famous painting of the birth of Venus.

Please be proud of my silly word game achievement

Save Our Community Center Please help The United Drag Alliance (501c3) keep our community center, Mosaics, in Provo, UT open | Check out 'Save Our Community Center' on Indiegogo.

Oi, it's that time. Let's pitch in whatever we can to save a queer bookstore and community center in Utah, home of our first book burning law on the books.

Places like Mosaics are going to be integral to queer survival in the coming years.

www.indiegogo.com/projects/sav...

A close up photo of my fiancé’s right thigh in blue jeans. In his pocket is a package of 375 cotton swabs, that fits comfortably with some wiggle room.

I’m so frustrated. I can barely fit my phone in my pants pocket, meanwhile, my fiancé can fit a pack of 375 cotton swabs in his pants pocket with room to spare.

I totally forgot I preordered this!! Thank you so much for the reminder! I hope these few weeks fly by so you can play it soon!

THIS!!