Cover for unreleased(?) computer game Leopard Lords. A shocked warrior looks at a cyclops and an evil wizard at a cauldron

Yeah, I reckon that's the expression I'd make if I saw that scene too.

Hey, happy birthday man!

Monochrome game logos for early 2000s mobile phones.

It's 2001 and I can't decide which game logo I want on my Nokia 3310.

Acrylic painting. Abstract fleshy white shapes on a red background reach up to a white rectangle.

Today's painting: "Return," acrylic on paper, A3.

Cover for Ardok the Barbarian, C64. This is the US version of an Asterix game where the indomitable Gaul was replace with Slab Beefbroth. A photo of a classic barbarian holding aloft a sword on a lovely sunny day.

"Grrr," says Ardok.

Being a big X-Files fan as a kid, getting the "Songs in the Key of X" tie-in album and being introduced to Nick Cave, Frank Black, Meat Puppets, Soul Coughing - absolute perfect timing when I would have been about 13 years old.

Screenshot from Nioh 3. An item called "Trousers of the Exalted."

Yes, that's also what I call my trousers.

A Silverbeast from Bloodborne with the fur layer disabled. Screenshot from a BonfireVN youtube video

Self-portrait after getting most of my hair shaved off at the weekend

3DO Doom FMV demon costume in a blue 3DO vest stranges someone at a convention.

You know how the 3DO version of Doom was going to have FMV cutscenes? Here's someone wearing the demon costume for those FMVs, throttling a chap while wearing a snazzy 3DO branded vest.

Acrylic painting on canvas board. Loose portrait of a woman in a turtleneck, pink and purple tones.

Today's painting practise

Screenshot from Laser Lords, CDi. A frog creature says "drunk with ignorance, how can I respond?"

Footage of me being asked a question on a work call at 4:55pm.

Ad for Sonic the Hedgehog themed soft furnishings including curtains and cushions.

Bringing potential romantic partners back home to show them the Sonic the Hedgehog decor.

An acrylic painting. Three abstract witches and a cauldron on a hillside

Today's painting: "Witches," acrylic on paper, A3.

Screenshot from Kong Strikes Back, Commodore 64. A weirdly charming Donkey Kong knockoff.

Does anyone know if Pinhead and his fellow cenobites take suggestions? Because I just stubbed my toe while eating a Creme Egg and I'd definitely describe it as pain and pleasure, indivisible.

Ahh, Deadly Premonition...

Cover for BMX on the Moon, BBC microcomputers. It;'s a bike on the mooooon.

BMX on the moon. How did it get there.

Cover for Street Fighting Man, DOS. Two burly shirtless men with dragon tattoos going "grrrrr!"

This is who the Rolling Stones were singing about.

Screenshot from Mysterious Stones: Dr. John's Adventure, arcade.

Half past six in the Religion Room. The skulls are restless.

Acrylic painting. A portrait of a woman with red hair, with foliage in the foreground.

Today's painting: "Monstera," acrylic on paper, A3.

Exactly!

Cover art for The Crystal Frog, C64. A crystal frog in a beam of light.

Now that's a proper computer game cover, no messing.

Instructions for ZX Spectrum game Spookyman. Apparently it will cause Spookymanitis and wreck your marriage and career.

Alright, alright, I won't play your game, christ. It's clearly not worth the risk.

Acrylic painting of Hillsborough stadium constructed from basic shapes. A blue stadium wall witha brick wall in front.

Today's painting: "Hillsborough", acrylic on paper, A3.

Donkey and Diddy Kong costumes

Donkey Kong and his accomplice Diddy have been eliminated. Their pelts will be preserved for zoological science.

An acrylic painting. Semi-abstract clown face in whites and reds with dark shapes suggesting eyes and mouth, heavily applied paint

Today's painting: "Jester", acrylic on wallpaper, 45cm x 45cm(ish).

Ad for a computer mouse. Apparently it is simply the best.

Well I'm sold, I'll take ten.

Got a few days off work, so it's time to fire up Nioh 3 and sing "Ni-oh, Ni-i-i-oh, I want some Nioh and I want it now" like the old Trio adverts.

Acrylic painting on paper. A simple portrait of a woman's head with white skin and blue hair on a green background.

Speedpainting on some old wallpaper someone dumped in the hallway of my flats, like, three years ago.

Cover art for Custodian, Atari ST. A cyberistic soldier chap steps through a portal.

"We need a cool and exciting name for our new computer game about a cybernetic warrior... wait! I've got it!"