Nature is healing: just saw there's a new gay adult film called "One B*tth*le After Another."

I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”

Sigh. At some point we as a society are going to have to reckon with the face that social media is full of accounts of people who have passed away, and that algorithms making recommendations based on those accounts is absolutely fucking ghoulish.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was...

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

California: "Is this how you do a thunderstorm? Exactly one enormous lighting bolt followed by precisely one deafening blast of thunder?"
Me: "Well, you've got the spirit of the thing, but--"
flashBOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Can confirm

Really can't emphasize enough that my main use for this site is not to be Taken Seriously By Media but rather to post that, in the original 1957 book, the Grinch is at least 53 years old. The Grinch has seen two world wars and a great depression. He doesn't need to hear shit from you

Fuck Amazon so much for bricking my working Kindle.

Can we get a big boat stuck I feel like we really need this as a global community

I Need to Respond to an Email But I Don't Know What to Say So I Keep Putting It Off Hoping That the Answer Will at Some Point Be Beamed Directly into My Brain But I'm Starting to Think That's Unlikely: An Extended Tragedy

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

Dammit you got us again Naomi, the light source is the COVID VACCINE

The reason Moby Dick is the most American novel ever written is because it is about a violent white man enacting a confusing revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.

The two truths:
1) There is nothing wrong with porn, let people safely make it, let people safely enjoy it.
2) If you let people define porn as bad, authoritarians will ALWAYS expand the definition until their hands are around your neck.

Maybe try honkshoopilled sleepmaxxing, as the kids are saying these days.

Were you hacked?

girl take us with you

The greatest

a group of men are standing next to each other in a field . Alt: Black and white footage of an old-timey prospector grinning and doing his little dance

Over here doing an old-timey prospector jig (minus the hootin' and hollerin') at Pam Bondi getting the boot. I used to have to listen to her recorded voice while on hold with the state attorney's office for what felt like HOURS. I know that's the least of her crimes, but good riddance, Pammy.

This is Colby. He is movin, but more importantly, he is groovin. 13/10 (TT: ty2344583)

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

Credit where it's due. I choose to believe all our yelling at them has finally sunk in.

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

Here are my top 10 WORST dogs!

Wait. You can just say "we might infringe on your rights" in your Terms Of Service?

Do not attempt to sell me "Slurpee-flavored" things. A Slurpee has no inherent flavor. It is a medium for conveying flavor, you trifling bitches, you absolute plebes.

basically none of the solar existed before 2020 and none of the batteries existed before 2024. biggest technological revolution of our lifetime: