Out-freaking-rageous

You fight so much better with flu, dontcha know

Congress’s gold chip insurance which they receive for life.

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But were the hottest country on a cooling planet, so 🤷‍♀️

I’d be less depressed if he’d disappear

And really greedy. Don’t forget that part

They won’t wear boots. They will wear beautiful golden sneakers which they will purchase from my merch site—so golden, so sneaky, so good for my profit margin—DJT, probably

Maybe they mean the smell is strong

When you’re a star, they let you do it—sort of, anyway

Seriously, what’s going on with him?

This goober has never ever walked a city street, popped into a place for a soda and a snack. He is the least in-touch person ever to occupy the office

What is the thing that looks like a moldy tongue??

Pro-Christian for Graham is code for pro-grift. Trump makes him money. He’ll ride that train until it careens off a cliff

How cute are you two? Sooo cute

Look, Serena Joy, this is not the way to address this “crisis.” Make having and raising babies more affordable and then maybe more people will get on board. Getting rid of Trump would help, too

And this was just her warming up! #callieday

Maybe I should call for one. That’s a good idea

I used online tax software, paid way too much, and still had to print and file by mail. Total racket

I have rehearsal 😞

It cuts into his golfing and UFC attendance

If you have gills, maybe

And he might

I started Mounjaro on Sunday and have felt like dog crap every day since. I blamed it on food poisoning on Monday, but here’s Wednesday and I still feel gross. Am I doing the right thing by staying on it? I don’t know. Good thing I am retired because I couldn’t work like this

Oh my. Oh. My.