styling my hair like my ancestors

mixing it up and dropping the bass mid-convo

keeping the demons at bay for a while

large items are in my satchel

thats pretty patriotic, imo

it is patriotic to smoke weed today.

killing somebody out of pure boredom

i’m 9” tall

drinking a god damn rejuvenation potion

and u got way too small and died? damn

sup snakeroot did u die

where did snakeroot go

and various fruits and vegetables

turning a profit on various goods

i’m making mints meat

yea i can bring an appetizer

every girl loves when tbis happen

sorry i didnt respond to your text i was smithing a sword on my new anvil

forging myself in the furnace of life

oh you know how i am, being slowly weathered to dust by the sands of time

bluesky apocalypse is happening

real ones know

i’m chunking it

enjoying the fruits of my labor

nice bible, lemme guess.. holy?

have you ever sat back and been like damn i’m really cruisin for a bruisin

i’m cruisin for a bruisin

wait. no. i meant on my ass.

i have “bluesky” tatted in my ass,

i wear assless chaps so ppl can read teh juicy tattoo across my ass