I don't know shit about shit but I've thought for a bunch of the last few playoff seasons that certain veteran guys weren't going full tilt. But not like lazy or shirking, just...indifferent.

Beer league pylon elbows Rust in the head, attempts to kick him several times, then throws off the gloves. Result: Philadelphia power play. Yeah ok. Great league you got there Gary.

It's pretty weird that there's not a solitary Philadelphia player that isn't a complete piece of fucking shit

"Accidentally" yeah i remember my first hockey game too

Well that was better. But still not good enough.

GOD BLESS YOU SCOTTISH SCRAN

STOVIES DON'T FAIL ME NOW

WeeWullieWonkaStopNoComeBack.avif

Penguins have been largely terrible since I left Scotland in late 2017. Attempting to kickstart the power play by eating stovies with an Irn Bru 🫡

The important part is it's a PBR. Maybe a fancy kettle sour on my birthday

tbf on the rare occasion I enjoy a tab here I just steal one of M's. Fucked if I even ken what brands they've got here. Probably no Mayfair Blue tbf

"Time for dinner kids, it's your favourite: can of PBR and two Marlboro Silver"

tbf McInnes is 66.6% is he no

Blocked those that liked the post, then him. The only fucking idiots I'll promote on here are the ones I know

"Asking a casio calculator how to wipe my own arse unlike those dolts on bluesky"

Start with Sunday. If we don't *comfortably* batter that fucking shite then we don't deserve to win the league, moral universe or no. Simple as that. Our derby performances this season have been a fucking disgrace

"Oh ho, I hear Kash Patel is quite the boozehound!"
"Why yes I do believe he is a real drunkard haha!"

I'm sorry are you trying to make him cool to me

Optimus prime shitting himself mid transform into a car: "fuck, FUCK"

Are you telling me making some laddie they found off LinkedIn gaffer isn't working out for Chelsea

(cat is exempt from this mandate)

My own seat on the sofa and fuck you if you're sitting in it. Move.

The 4 things I am known for, yes

Team plays like a piece of shit when a piece of shit turns up. Huh.

Yeah it's shitty (game and jersey)

Fucken SIGH

Well that was...dull

I quite certainly fit this category, thank you

BORING. Now it's time to get ready for some of that playoff hockey. Has to be better than Saturday was...I hope

Are Palace actually trying to win this? Fucking Crystal Patterless more like