We are happy you enjoyed the weather!

*that you are*, we apologize for the bad grammar typo

@lothelynx.bsky.social Dear goodperson Lo, we uruks hope that are having a wonderful and wonder-filled celebratory day today!

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Very orc-like!

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Oh no, Goodperson Brooke! We orcs know all about anxiety attacks (usually when we are ordered to sneak into Lothlorien.) We hope you feel better soon, and aren't in danger of being feathered with elven arrows. (Actually, those elves wouldn't dare to harm you, we know, we know.)

Actually, that is an orc.

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We uruks think that's the perfect thing to do at 1:30 in the calm darkness of night, Goodperson Brooke

We uruks can celebrate the massacre of dwarves but have to boo the survival of even one elf.

We orcs may or may not be sending out scouts to locate these elf survivors.

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Actually, that is an orc.

Orcs, living their best lives!

Actually, those are orcs. Good morning, Goodperson Brooke!

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In wildfire light! (we orcs are making a reference to a thing we know about in regards to Aerion's future...)

Aerion Brightflame is famously hot.

Confirmed, this is actually a goblin.

This is very on-brand, thank you!

We are sure that Apollo would be honored! Just approach carefully and indicate that you are not an elf.

Actually, that is an orc.

An orc, living the dream.

That loaf is an orc!

Actually, that is an orc.

Actually, that is an orc.

Actually, that is an orc.

An adorable orc.

Reject Elf Propaganda!

Goodperson Jack has validated us!

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We uruks are often described as soulless beings (how hurtful!) so we have an interest. (Elves also don't have souls, we orcs believe this...)

Actually, that is an orc.