Damn! My secret’s out!

A Statement from Dolores Huerta March 18, 2026

Everything that is currently named as a memorial to Cesar Chavez should henceforth be named to honor Delores Huerta instead.

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My iPhone has decided I’m no longer the same person. Face ID has stopped working. I even reset it, and after that it’s like, “Who the fuck are you?”

‘These People Are So Stupid’: Live Nation Employees Boast About High Fees in Unsealed Messages — Rolling Stone Two regional directors of ticketing for Live Nation amphitheaters joked and bragged about “robbing [fans] blind” with sky-high parking prices

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I just saw a commercial saying that the Golden Globes are live on January 11, and this was my thought process: “Well, that’s an old commercial. We’re already several months into this year. Oh wait, it’s December. Oh shit! It’s almost January!”

Albanian PM Edi Rama mocked Trump to Macron: “You should congratulate Ilham Aliyev and me. Trump has ended the conflict between Albania and Azerbaijan”

Earlier Trump claimed he ended a war between Albania and Azerbaijan. It was a war between Armenia and Azerbaijan.

Trump’s calling Greg Abbott and red states to rig the 2026 election by redrawing Congressional lines.

California’s fighting back. 🗳

On November 4th, Californians will vote in a special election to protect your voice, uphold fair representation, and stop Trump’s power grab.

#Satire

BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel promises to punish Bolton "as far as the law allows," possibly seeking life in prison, after thousands of classified documents were discovered. "The proof is irrefutable."

Why did this #Temu ad show up on my #Facebook thread? And seriously, WTF??? Are they trying to get federal funding for Alligator Alcatraz or something?

Trump admin pulls funding for new mRNA vaccines — Axios Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said Tuesday that the government is pulling $500 million in funding to develop new mRNA vaccines in order to focus on

Kennedy: A pox on all our houses…

#SecretaryMoron

CNN points out that June turned out to be the weakest month of jobs growth since December 2020 -- the last full month of Trump's first term

US-funded contraceptives for poor nations to be burned in France, sources say — Reuters U.S.-funded contraceptives worth nearly $10 million are being sent to France from Belgium to be incinerated, after Washington rejected offers from the United Nations and family planning organisations ...

They are going to spend $150K to literally burn almost $10 million in product. Simply unconscionable.

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What a raving lunatic! 😡😡😡

Great way to run ... *checks notes* ... the National Security Division?!

If you are a DOJ employee and have other examples of Pam Bondi's mismanagement or partisan management of the Justice Department or other petty-appearing behavior, please reach out via a nonwork phone on Signal: crg.32

Only Elon Musk Is Allowed to Play Video Games All Day & Get Government Handouts Speaker Johnson wrote off Medicaid enrollees as young men “playing video games all day.” Musk, who receives $38 billion in gov. contracts, has a gaming TV and console in his White House office.

Speaker Johnson wrote off Medicaid enrollees as young men “playing video games all day.” Musk, who receives $38 billion in gov. contracts, has a gaming TV and console in his White House office.
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Well-timed options trades ahead of Trump's tariff pause draw questions In the minutes before President Donald Trump's social media post on Wednesday pausing tariffs sent the U.S. stock market rallying, some unidentified options traders placed bets worth millions of dollars that the market would rebound, data shows.

In the minutes before President Donald Trump's social media post on Wednesday pausing tariffs sent the US stock market rallying, some unidentified options traders placed bets worth millions of dollars that the market would rebound, data shows reut.rs/3XSL2Qd

Pressuring Migrants to ‘Self-Deport,’ White House Moves to Cancel Social Security Numbers By placing migrants in Social Security’s “death master file,” the Trump administration is seeking to cut off their access to credit cards, bank accounts and other financial services.

Breaking NYT:

The Trump admin is taking drastic steps to pressure certain immigrants to "self-deport" by effectively canceling the Social Security numbers they had lawfully obtained, according to docs NYT reviewed and interviews with 6 people familiar with the plans. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/10/u...

Here’s something I’m looking forward to later today. Viola Davis as a fierce President? Yes, please! #G20 #ViolaDavis

I’ve seen a lot of comments on Twitter from the low forehead crowd about how great a market crash is, but I just sent out letters to 11 girls whose families live below the poverty level, telling them we had to withdraw their scholarships because our endowment lost millions because of Donald Trump.

📌BREAKING: Japanese stock futures trading was JUST SUSPENDED due to an emergency circuit breaker.
This comes as the Dow Jones and S&P 500 Futures fell 4% each amid fears of a ‘Black Monday’ on April 7.

If you see a washing machine behind a dumpster, it would be reasonable to assume it’s free, right?

I don't know who needs to hear this, but tariffs don't bring any money at all into America. They redistribute money which is already here.

Mostly from the poor and the middle class to the government.

Pennsylvania Must Count Undated Mail-In Ballots, Federal Court Rules Read more here.

In a win for voters, a federal judge ruled that a Pennsylvania law rejecting mail-in ballots simply for missing a correct, handwritten date on the outer security envelope violates the Constitution.

This is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Owning the libs is getting mighty pricey.

At least they're not threatening to also take away your Social Security as your 401K gets tanked.

Oh wait.

Good thing all those law firms capitulated to Trump so they could do all those deals

Experts say White House’s rehoming of student loan program will put borrowers at risk Trump announced loan program will be moved from Department of Education to Small Business Administration

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