Wrote these in the style of Chuck Norris jokes:
When Gavin Newsom sets a watch, the watch asks him what time he wants it to be.
Gavin Newsom once ran a mile before he even started.
When Gavin Newsom needs to move furniture around in a room, he just picks up the building and shakes it.
Russia draws hard line over security guarantees for Ukraine - The Wall Street Journal
8/8:
Why American Eagle's Sydney Sweeney ad is controversial.
End of Thread.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=m3x2...
7/8:
...Because of the Eugenics ideology being promoted in the ad, Liberals/Democrats don't want to associate with, promote, or financially enrich a company that actively promotes through its advertising Eugenics or its slippery slope towards Genocide...
6/8:
...That Liberals can't wear American Eagle Jeans because they're all to fat. Liberals won't wear American Eagle Jeans because they don't want to support a company promoting Eugenics & Racism. Not wearing them is a moral choice & not a physical limitation...
5/8:
It is also interesting to note that, The District of Columbia is often listed as having the lowest rate of obesity in the US. & while it is not a state it's population is predominantly blue leaning. So much for her attempt to claim....
4/8:
... Based on recent reports the states with the lowest obesity rates are. Colorado, Hawaii, Vermont, Massachusetts, California, New Jersey, New Hampshire, New York, Connecticut & Montana. With the exception of Montana all states with the least obese populations in the US are Blue states...
3/8:
...West Virginia, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Mississippi, Tennessee, Ohio, Alabama, Indiana, Delaware & Kentucky. & of those ONLY Delaware is a Blue state, the rest are Red or strongly Red leaning...
2/8:
The joke is on her because had she bothered doing even the SLIGHTEST bit of research. She would have found that the top 10 states with the highest obesity rates (as of May 2024) are as follows...
THREAD 🧵 1/8:
So this piece of work that is so afraid to have conversations involving Facts. She blocks anyone from quoting their posts & claims that. Liberals/Democrats are 'too obese' to wear American Eagle Jeans....
@rusty54.bsky.social thank you for sharing this.
It Must Be The Chump Kool Aid......
Looking forward to the Smithsonian exhibits on killer wind turbines, heroes of the confederacy, and meticulous recreation of Studio 54.
I want to remind everyone as we discuss the CPI/inflation numbers today, from July 30: "The Bureau of Labor Statistics is reducing or ending the collection of data that is used to calculate the Consumer Price Index." www.nytimes.com/2025/07/30/b...
🔥WATCH: “This is not a TV show. This is real life.”
Turns out Dean Cain’s kryptonite is @thebulwark.com’s @timmiller.bsky.social —spend the 2 mins👇🏽
The policy is self-defeating.
The tactics un-American.
Big difference between controlling the border vs. making this a place nobody wants to come 🇺🇸
Breaking news: The White House will launch an aggressive review of Smithsonian exhibitions, collections and operations ahead of America’s 250th birthday celebrations next year.
It's time to get crackin', Y'all. We can't let a total fuckwit like Taco Trump win.
When the General Strike is announced, I will be there.
Who is with me!?
The Felon wants to "Liberate" DC? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! 🗣🔥🔥🔥
It’s Back-To-School Month! Remember, reading is fundamental for ages 5 through 79!
1. Get bad jobs numbers
2. Fire person who counted
3. Stop counting
‘1984’ is upon us 🇺🇸
