Maybe if ol' Chuck sent a Howard Stern-ly worded letter/tweet/post it might get through? I mean, it can't be any more worthless than what he's doing now.

Yes, you did vote for this. The man has shown how unhinged he is since the *first day 1.

Not that saying "I told you so" is productive, but people can't get away with hiding behind that excuse.

You can say what the event is, Jake. You're not a 14 year old talking about naughty parts.

"A gulf, gulf and gulf company."

Cowards.

I used to work with one of the now higher-ups in the WHCA, and I've lost all respect for them.

(yes, I know no one is lying awake at night wondering what I think of them.)

Completely implausible. Daleks have standards.

A blossom on a lime tree, with potentially some limes.

Not today scurvy, not today.

I am currently selling Claude source code online and if I had to obey copyright laws my entire business would collapse.

Button display that says "Find me on nil."

Be sure to not like, not subscribe and...

A broken candy cane on a plate, looking like a very annoyed face.

Today's mood

I just took my hat off so I could hear someone better. I think they were as confused as I was by that action!

This is a dance off! If you see this, repost a dance or you’re eliminated.

The Nanny and March Madness will forever be intertwined in my mind due to this 100% genuine angry viewer call from the mid to late 90s.

on.soundcloud.com/jeVlNeGrsjlo...

I'm still frustratingly annoyed at how @billcorbett.bsky.social pronounced Salisbury, MD in the Twilight riff.

Trying to think of something clever to say here, but keep coming back to "Fuck 'em" which is all the effort they deserve.

I had the pre-plastic surgery model that ran off of 8-track cartridges.

Delaware is most definitely not New England, and both Maryland and Virginia have no place in the Great Lakes.

Where on earth did this map come from? 🤔

Homemade lighted banner saying "Trump is a racist piece of sh*t" on an overpass.

These give me joy each night on my drive back from work.

Challenge for people who believe Claude *is* conscious and use it anyway: Explain how you’re not a slaver.

Not an original thought, but I hate people using "hallucinations" when referring to AI malfunctions.

It's not staring at a spot on the wall because it's an interdimensional portal - it's just getting shit wrong. Simple as that.

Yes, I'm shaking my fist at the cloud.

If this insanely turns out to be true, there is one weird trick that'll get them to meet their maker right now while leaving the rest of us out of it.

Out of curiosity, how does one reconcile the first amendment with the administration's thuggish tactics with journalists who dare to disagree with the party line?

In a routine from the 80s, Robin Williams referred to the U.N. as a traffic cop on valium.

Still accurate all these decades later.

That's the code name for the CPAC after-party, and that's ok.

Schumer right now.

“I believe the lawless fascists who are killing American citizens in broad daylight can bring peace to the Middle East by bombing children’s schools without congressional approval.”

That’s what you sound like.

Goldfinch grabbin' a fuzzy

Car needs a new tire due to a nail and fuses on the air conditioner blew sometime today.

...but I saw this little fella earlier today so it's all good.

(state of the world notwithstanding)

Can we load these assholes on Golgafrincham Ark Fleet Ship B and be done with them?

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement