monday morning 🥱

The LEGO Batman Movie (2017) dir. Chris McKay

a black and white cartoon of skeletons dancing in a cemetery . Alt: a black and white cartoon of skeletons dancing in a cemetery .

RIP James Dobson

Tumblers with Snoopy wearing a visor with the text “Snoopy - Beach Bum”

So excited for this Peanuts x Harmony Korine collab!

Black and white end title from an Italian film reading FINE.

Geez, old Italian films get passive-aggressive when you’re done watching them.

Greg Grunberg is now on my stats board and currently tied with Patrick Leahy.

My #LastFourWatched fits neatly into a quadrant chart: two first time watches, two rewatches, two loves, two dislikes. I’d draw it for you but that’s a lot of effort for I Feel Pretty.

I didn’t even know Charlie Sheen was in Wall Street as the *protagonist.* John C McGinley would’ve been more interesting to follow.

A solid, if slightly lopsided #LastFourWatched — I wanted to like Wall Street more. (It’s okay if you do.)

Razzles: First it’s an underwhelming candy, then it’s an underwhelming gum.

People in 1955: “You couldn’t make Design for Living today.”

Cover for the 2021 DUNE soundtrack album, which looks similar to the packaging for 5 gum.

This flavor of 5 gum turned my eyes completely blue.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window with blinds and says hey nobody cares Alt: Michael Scott taps on a window and tells Toby, who went on a retreat he wasn’t invited to, “Hey, nobody cares.”

Katy Perry: I went to space and I liked it!

Everyone else:

Me, watching Crimes of the Future (2022): These gratuitous surgery scenes don’t advance the plot.

BRB gonna provoke film bros by declaring The Shining has “A24 vibes.”

“We make our burgers the old-fashioned way — with unwashed hands and a little bit of sawdust!”

epic handshake meme: They Live >> a guy is repeatedly told to put on sunglasses << That Thing You Do!

This could also be a Letterboxd list.

epic handshake meme: Men in Black franchise > what if big thing little and little thing big < Michel Gondry films

Patrick Leahy is off to a strong start!

Not bad for my #LastFourWatched — I’m taking a break from assigning stars because I kept overthinking them and fell behind on logging. I just want to see who wins my stats this year.

Ernest Goes To Jail/Mulholland Drive

#sidebyside

a photo of two coffee grinders with logos that spell out “MM MM MM MM”

She couldn’t quite explain it
They’d always just been there

I think someone needs to be brave and let Bill Skarsgård be hot, what are you afraid of

Marty McFly stands by a fire caused by his futuristic lemon, in front of Biff Tannen's tacky "Bad future" casino.

Back to the Future, Part II (1989)

a black and white cartoon of skeletons dancing in a cemetery . ALT: a black and white cartoon of skeletons dancing in a cemetery .

When “The Skeleton Dance” entered the public domain, I decided to use it to celebrate the passing of certain people. This one goes out to Anita Bryant.

Photo of an acrylic keychain with the message “therapy is not enough, i need to bite people.”

Trouble Every Day (2001), dir. Claire Denis

“Can we count on you to chip in 30 dollars to help the Democrats continue to lose elections?”

What if we kissed in the mobile Criterion Closet 😳