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Yep. Men don’t listen to women until they’re being screamed at by them, and then they take offense.

just incredible that while the last shipments out of the strait are finally rolling in and there’s nothing coming behind them, the entire executive branch are obsessed with winning online flame wars with the pope

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

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"Which country in the Middle East has nuclear weapons? It's not Iran, it's Israel... Which country in the Middle East attacked six countries last year? It wasn't Iran, it was Israel."

From my Piers Morgan debate with Israeli spokesman Doron Spielman.

Full show: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkk1...

It’s incredible too, when you realize that he is healing Epstein and one of the figures up in the clouds is the silhouette of Lucifer. Who greenlit this??

Could we do a Truman Show situation where we build a fake Oval Office where he watches AI created fake news about himself and let him believe he's still president and tweet the hours away and meanwhile we can impeach him and move on...I'm not sure he'd know the difference

It’s not enough to just have his name on it once…amazing

Karma’s a funny thing, re: Alex Jones and the Sandy Hook families he harassed.

Idrees Ali @idreesali114 X.com April 8 (Reuters) - Investors placed an approximately $950 million bet on oil prices falling just hours before the U.S. and Iran announced a ceasefire, the latest large wager on the direction of the world's most traded commodity ahead of a major policy announcement by Trump. 9:55 AM • 4/8/26 • 8.8K Views

Idrees Ali @idreesali114 X.com Taking large positions on oil prices rising or falling is not unusual as traders use them to hedge large volumes of physical oil trade. But such deals are very rarely done in big lots. Large orders also are seldom executed after settlement. 9:57 AM • 4/8/26 • 1.4K Views

Investors placed an approximately $950 million bet on oil prices falling just hours before the US and Iran ceasefire was announced, per Reuters:

I don’t think it’s so much that he lost his mind, as we’ve finally found the mind he’s been trying to hide from all of us with varying degrees of success all these years.

Trump's escalation from we're going to decimate them to we're going to destroy their country to we're going to wipe out their civilization seems to be classic escalatory behavior of an insane psychopath, no?

Thinking a lot about Mad Dog Branzillo lately, for no particular reason…

This is what I keep saying! Just throw him in a deep well and walk away!

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Genuinely, one of the best insights anyone has given me on the US is that the rest of the world does not understand it is actually two countries. The first is a Western advanced liberal democracy. The other a theocratic, impoverished, violent and corrupt third world country.

I feel sick to my stomach waiting around to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's an indictment not just of voters but of our whole system. We're ruled by a mad king.

So glad we won the war 2 weeks ago and also that it wasn’t a war

She should have dutifully sent him as many nude photos of old men as possible. “What, you demanded nudes! These are the only photos I have, just take them already!”

So glad you guys picked such a serious-looking font for him to squint at, give up since he’s only semi-literate, and ignore

Text on graphic reads: The Department of Justice has dropped 23,000 criminal cases while prosecuting 32,000 new immigration cases in just the first six months of Trump’s second term. -Nearly 5,000: federal drug cases, including trafficking and money laundering -Over 900: cases of federal program or procurement fraud -More than 1,300: cases involving terrorism and national security

The DOJ quietly closed 23,000+ criminal cases in the first six months of Trump’s second administration, abandoning hundreds of investigations into terrorism, white-collar crime, drugs and other offenses as it shifted resources to pursue immigration cases.

🔗 Full story: https://propub.li/4e5vZLL

Y’all are wild

The funny thing is, they often love trans people in secret, if you know what I mean…so trans day of visibility for them is really “revelation of their own secret embarrassment day” which is why they hate it so much

4. I know that saying “Praise be to Allah” on Easter Sunday is somewhat unconventional behavior for a sitting US president, but I guess you warned us about what might happen if we elected a guy who was caught celebrating on 9/11

IRANinFINLAND & @IRANinFINLA…..6h Mr. @realDonaldTrump @POTUS, The Strait of Hormuz remains open, though access can be influenced by the level of hostility. It may be prudent to diversify updates and not to rely on those from newly appointed military Generals before making public statements on such sensitive matters. Additionally, the tone and language of your recent post suggest it may have been handled by individuals underaged or unfamiliar with proper social media etiquette and morality. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #StraitOfHormuz #SocialMediaEtiquette #AccountSecurity #EpicFail #NoWarCrimesInIran #StopWarOnIran Donald J. Trump 0 0 @realDonaldTrump Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP @ 30 17 431 • 1.9K ill 42K 贝 企

Currently, Axios is pushing a narrative that there are some secret talks about a 45-day ceasefire between Wirkoff/Iran/allies — but in the article itself, it says “chances are slim” and nothing is confirmed.

Markets open soon. That’s all.

Meanwhile, Iran keeps tweeting ⬇️

(🧵) We're in Week 5 of Trump's 2-week non-war. If we give the non-war war 2-3 more weeks it'll wrap up "weeks" ahead of schedule. Trump destroyed 100% of the 1/3rd of Iran's Navy that's non-IRGC and 0.5% of Iran's Army—i.e. all of it. Its nuke program exists *and* doesn't. Questions?

Okay, let’s pretend the conspiracy theories are right: Trump died over the weekend and one of his underlings wrote an insane and reckless Truth Social post threatening Iran.

The BEST AND WORST SCENARIOS both mean the people who wrote that post are in charge of the country.

This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.