Morning, race fans! Happy Friday!

Good morning, race fans!

Whatever’s on in sports, I suppose.

I don’t see why not!

Well, certainly! Do you have any paper?

…Right…

Well, that’s me! Lightning McQueen!

The one and onl— wait, did you just say ‘lighting’?

What is all that racket—!?!?

[He’s up late doing paperwork.]

//HAPPY BIRTHDAY

//I can’t sleep please send help

Finally, a less morally bankrupt character— you know him. You love him! Tow Mater! Ever since Lightning landed in Radiator Springs, these two have been the best of friends!

Next we have another comically evil and obnoxious character in Chick Hicks— once going as far as to try and off Strip “the King” Weathers to win his only Piston Cup, Chick will do ANYTHING to win. However due to his immense unpopularity, he’s since retired to be a host on RSN.

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First up, since you like comically fucking evil characters, it’s Professor Zündapp— one of the main orchestrators of the attempt on Lightning’s life in Cars 2. There’s also his main henchcars, Grem and Acer. Grem is more cold and calculated, while Acer can be over-eager.

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// @theshredder.bsky.social ok this was too hard to narrow down so I have a few here for you. (But I know you make zillions of accounts per day so it’s ok)

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//Ok I have an idea. Like this post for me to assign you a Cars character based on your muses

//ah. I see

//a what

//Hi chat

Oh, is that so? Which track is that?

//gm chat 👹

I’m Lightning McQueen! I’m a famous racecar.

[He gives a smile.]

Umm…

[Lightning is extremely confused by the presence of the brain.]

I don’t know? Who are you, exactly???

[Watching @temporal-alien.bsky.social. He’s seen inanimate cars being driven before, but it still makes him shudder a little.]

[Looking at @androidb0dy.bsky.social curiously.]

//WHAT

//Ok 👍 do you wanna make a starter or me

//HE IS A MULTI-FACETED CHARACTER! Please write with him I promise it will be worth it!

//I really don’t know what else could be turning people off from writing with me with this muse, that has to be it

//Please someone write with Lightning I PROMISE there is more to him than “haha talking car is funny”