it's always bad gateway and never

aww who's a good gateway yes you are! you're a good gateway _hands you packets to munch on_

video games

oh no, should I be doing this?

I would like to defenestrate the concept of hiccoughs.

I remember going through the list of those they gave me thinking, "Yes, yes, Oh YES, need it, want it, gotta have it"

Seeing people share warnings about VBS-based malware is the cybersecurity equivalent of seeing someone get robbed with flintlock pistols -- it is serious and you don't want to make fun of the people affected, but you really really want to ask how it's _still_ happening

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

That's because the Oshkosh plant is tiny, only product development, no manufacturing.

tired of being deceived?

click here to voluntarily rickroll yourself: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...

The hardest part of learning blender so far has been finding a tutorial that doesn't piss me off. I found one eventually, but too many spend all their time listing off keyboard shortcuts without actually saying what they do.

pizza rolls

Gnome is not an option for me until it properly supports fractional ui scaling

My urge to leave goes up 500% when anyone pulls out a cigarette

Reading through the rust book, as someone coming from MATLAB, I think I am going to quite like iterators.

yes, but you don't really give off ratgirl vibes imo

skirts are pretty great

It's on apt. It's literally on Cargo. It's on DockerHub with ads. It's literally on nuget. You can probably find it on snap. Dude it's on portage. It's a Homebrew original. It's on pacman. You can download it on nixpkgs. You can go to pkgsrc and watch it. Log onto the Windows Store right now.

One of the tings I appreciate about matlab is that it tends not to abbreviate the hell out of its keywords. I wish more languages weren't so keen to save a few characters here and there that they make themselves difficult to read.

I always turn my lights on whenever I am in my car, becuase there is never a time that I don't want oncoming traffic to see me.

Meme I stole from Tumblr: A closeup image of a Sony point and shoot camera with lots of buttons and knobs and whatnot. Text says "The tactile interface fandom is dying. Repost if you're a true knobhead."

I am proud to be a knobhead

you mean "claims to just work, but then proceeds to be fucking broken"

Your "wifi scope" concept is basically just the equivalent of GoTo tags in simulink, which are always tempting to use but something I'm never happy to find when looking at someone else's code because they make it soooo much harder to follow the signal flow.

TECHNLGY/S_CODE.GIF

Fire starters are cool and all, but they can't beat mudkip

code comment that reads // todo: be smarter

*poof* you are a sandwich

a flow-chart with 2 islands. "Do I need AI?" that flows into a final island saying "No"

A description of Transfemme Communication Protocol (TCP). Step 1: Make cat noises to establish synchronicity (the preamble), e.g., nya, mrrp, meow, :3, etc. Step 2: Infodump (about various technical, esoteric, and/or niche topics)

Mrrrow

Hi bluesky, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here, I'm going to occasionally yap about programming on this account.

Currently I work in Matlab, Simulink, and C, but I'm attempting to learn Rust.