I was so close, but turns out it was his twin brother Merlin. He was kind of a dick.

Real ones know why I love NIST with all my heart.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Infowars logo but gay frogged

God bless

I strenuously object to the frozen precipitation falling right now.

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

You need to read all three panes, omigosh. 😄

"I'm sorry your Honor, could you please repeat the question?"

American Kestrel deep dive. Toronto, Canada, April 17th 2026.
Photo by Jose Raposo

A Newly Discovered Recording Lets You Hear Delta Blues Legend Robert Johnson in Stunning Clarity Great swathes of rock music since the nineteen-sixties would never have existed, we're sometimes told, were it not for the recordings of Robert Johnson. Certainly the likes of Keith Richards, Eric Cla...

Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...

Iris Long, Scientific Mentor to AIDS Activists, Dies at 92

"She tutored the activists on immunology and virology and schooled them in the intricacies of the Food and Drug Administration’s approval process and pharmaceutical research protocols."

[Gift article]

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/17/h...

A striped cat appears to be “yelling” at a kitten with the exact same coloring. The kitten’s eyes are wide open and their ears pinned back.

you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now

Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

Darn, I should've said "Like dog shit on an ill-fitting gifted shoe."

Careful, that one might stick. Like dog shit on a shoe.

Dylan White on Instagram: "I can’t unhear this. And now, neither can you. You’re welcome." 152K likes, 4,163 comments - itsdylanwhite on January 15, 2026: "I can’t unhear this. And now, neither can you. You’re welcome.".

Chariots of Fire is just a dramatic version of On Top of Spaghetti.

Ruthlessly stolen from someone on Instagram.

www.instagram.com/reel/DTikHBL...

The Entire "Here Comes The Pizza" Affair YouTube video by Paul Kafasis

19 years ago this day, a perfectly good piece of pizza was ruined at Fenway Park. #neverforget www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSQ...

I've only been once. Watched my friend dump a ton of hot sauce on his jambalaya and proceed to sweat through the rest of dinner. Mine was spectacular just as spicy as chef intended. Also had a superb po boy at some hole in the wall joint near the cathedral.

Exactly one year ago today:

Not your class, but same info. I've needed to develop and maintain a pretty diverse knowledge & skill base doing environmental & occupational epidemiology.

And yet I will still be building two garden benches instead of buying them.

The material I learned from those lectures 30+ years ago is still remarkably relevant to my job.

Silver AMC Gremlin parked on a lawn in front of a white house.

I see your Neon and raise you the Gremlin.

Sounds like something out of the Laverne & Shirley theme song.

On this day, in 1947, Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier.

That pangolin stands tall & proud in pangolin Valhalla