a square cactus (from minecraft)

bruh

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

flight path of N567HA over Philly looking a bit phallic

@joystiknik.space hehe, pp

Sincerely… NASA couldn’t have chosen a better team of people for this mission. They have been a bright light in the shadowy time here. It’s been a joy to watch.
#nasa #artemisii

The Artemis Moon mission has been a real ray of sunshine for me. Hearing about their successful return to Earth has made me realize how used to feeling ashamed I've become. It's been so long since I felt some sense of pride in my country, or maybe even my humanity. I'm really thankful for them.

I'm moonscrolling

rest in piss (complimentary)

ahhhh, the trainburger

This whiplash where the president terrifies the world for a few days with unhinged threats and then says “never mind” and then there’s this implication that anyone scared of his unhinged threats was overreacting is very domestic abuse but make it a country.

kid on the playground in 1992: super nintendo? pfft, i've played the ULTRA nintendo! yeah my dad works there, they can't release it to the public, it's too powerful

The global headlines right now should be that America went to the moon, and instead we get another rehash of a disaster in the Middle East. I fucking hate this shit.

my phone is set to silence unknown callers, but

silenced unknown call
silenced unknown call
silenced unknown call
silenced unknown call
silenced unknown call
silenced unknown call
silenced unknown call

isn't very helpful beyond a point

Congratulation to Astronaut Christina Koch to be the first woman in history to get that far away from dangerous sexual predator Donald Trump.

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this kind of stress and attention is the preferred food for these monsters

they prefer adoration but this is second-best

this was my childhood in a nutshell and it’s a major reason why i am doing my best to not freak out bc i know this cycle extremely well and i also know there’s very limited scope to what i, personally, can do about it

Yeah so he is just going to keep doing the thing where we are in a constant state of uncertainty, confusion, stress, and tension because that is what abusive people do and the people who are in a position to address this are asleep at the switch.

4 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy steps in bear trap and screams Panel 2: Purple Guy gets punched in the penis by a boxing glove Panel 3: Purple Guy gets set on fire Panel 4: Purple Guy lying on the ground, almost dead. Blue guy sticks head into shot and says: Heads up, things are about to get bad

what being alive currently feels like

Hey theatres: this is a great time to produce my play, Greetings from the Red Planet. Queer space odyssey? Check. Moonjoy? Check. Space grief? Check. Horrific but ultimately hopeful look at climate change? Celebration of human resilience? Check. A visit from our best girl Laika (IYKYK)? Check.

right?! why would you want to work so eagerly with a product that's *clearly* designed to replace you?!?

here in philly we foresaw the need to demolish several city blocks and 4x-scale love park for exactly this purpose

it is EVERYWHERE, *especially* in software developer land. i probably lose a year off my life every time i hear something like "i didn't think of that, claude did!"

hashtag pleasecontinue

Let this be the pinprick of the bubble bursting.

i'm gonna!

www.amazon.com/Wall-Mount-H...

a cousin of this idea could be to run a tie line to the upstairs and downstairs PA systems; maybe even supplement it with one more speaker pair for the 95 side if we're feeling thorough :)

let's wire the place up old-school

then we can make announcements and also tap into event PA systems to distribute the sound further

i am only half joking