starting a band just to name it Adrien Brody Gum Toss

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MY CHILDHOOD OH MAN. Glad to see those menus haven't changed 🥹

Headline that reads "Shoe Zone has named Terry Boot as its next finance boss after predecessor Peter Foot walked away from the role"

Roses are red
Change is good for the sole

I am in fucking tears.
Just visited some friends in Oklahoma City who made me aware of this sculpture affectionately referred to as the “OKC Cock Ring.”
How the fuck this made it through an approval process, I have no idea. But it did make me laugh harder than I have in weeks.

We had Muchmusic up here, back then coming home from school to watch an hour of music videos on TV was one of my highlights of the day 🤙🏻 I'd say we're all getting there together 😂

If it helps with your anxiety at all, four fifths of all animals are nematodes.

DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION (BEST SCENE)

The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another

“TYRANITAR used HIGH JUMP KICK!”

moistcriticals classic youtube video "The Poop Fart SItuation is Insane"

can someone fill me in on what he is talking about
i dont have 83 minutes

Welcome back to the stage of history

Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.

doe, a deer, a female deer

ray, a flattened cartilaginous fish in the superorder batoidea, closely related to the sharks, notable for their enlarged pectoral fins which they flap to—

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Have no fear, they've got lots of protection and food/water around, and grandma has boxes and quilts for them when it gets cold ❤️

At the girlfriend's grandparents' farm, they've got 3 little barn kittens, the urge to nab them is huge but mama's taking good care of them under the shed 🥲

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Hell yeah brother

So does this mean the sky is blue because of the friends we made along the way?