Someone at Sushi Masa has put on a Miley Cyrus playlist and I hope they have a happy pride this summer.

An average of less than 1.5 tortillas per astronaut per day is disheartening

They’re only real AMVs if they’re poorly made in Windows Movie Maker, other wise it’s just sparkling edits.

Me when I order Louisiana Dry Rub at Wingstop.

She yaki on my Tama til I go.

Listening to angine de poitrine and slipping further into a catatonic state I have felt since listening to deloused in the comatorium high on K2 my Junior year

Early last football season rather*

I switched to it early last year when it was the only app that would give consistent updates while I was tailgating. Soon as I walked onto campus everything else just shit the bed.

Kurosawa on watching Solaris with Tarkovsky

Food Replicator

I hear Iran is looking for a new leader.

The pros of being married to an Opera Singer: beautiful a capella music ringing through the house, free tickets to opera.

Cons: She gets so frustrated at a piece of music they begin yelling at an iPad in a foreign language.

The fools, he will only begin to test the perimeters for escape.

OU sawed horns and Leclerc has a rocket. Today is good.

A can of low quality American beer in front of a tv broadcast of the Australian Grand Prix.

Never kill yourself.

"I didn't see a single building standing the entire time I was in Gaza. I didn't see one building intact or standing.

Everything was flattened. And when I mean flattened, it was hard to even tell that they were buildings there before."

www.instagram.com/reels/DVMK-u...

Hasn’t*

Lincoln receiving a 5 star transfer qb is a force multiplier that the CFB world has had to really reckon with in a couple years. I’m for it.

Peak American cultural exchange.

I can’t wait to root for the *checks note written on palm in smudged sharpie* the Tulsa Oilers, a team I knew about before tonight and have loved since childhood.

Earthquake
Earthquake
Earthquake

A good cherry flavored Red Bull might finally convince me to get something other than the original.

A greased up Kyler Murray vs 21 linebackers. Start at the 25, 4 tries to score a TD.

Bought to drink the shit that made them turtles ninjas

youtu.be/kBtyCtxllP0?...

It’s only a king cake if it’s baked in the king cake region of Louisiana, otherwise it’s just sparkling pastry.

UN-taint-ED

Willem Dafoe.