It’s only Tuesday

And I need you more than want you
And I want you for all time

Got clocked by airport security as someone with “game consoles”

Visiting the hospital as a locked character

Overheard 2 guys on the light rail talking about the pressure washers they own. Then one of them says: “Went on a date with this girl who said she liked pressure washing. Turned out all she does is play this game called Powerwash Simulator & has no interest in the real thing. Immediate turn-off.”

I'm so good at talking to people

Cat’s just laying on my suitcase trying to stop me from leaving :/

Fun mate

Made the best batch of pastina of my life yesterday, and you’re telling me now I have to just go on living the rest of my days like everything’s normal?

Every year I stray further from god’s light into straightness

Assembled an Amazon cart so foul it won’t be here for another month and a half

Doing my yearly facebook browsing sesh so I can observe people I knew in high school like they're zoo animals

Evil position

Loadspitter is crazy

Typing chicken Parmesan in google maps and hoping for the best

It be like that

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Booking a hotel just so I can grind ironing in private

Anxious enough to binge drink but I think I’m gonna down a quart of milk instead

🔥

To the guy scrolling through my media tab,

I’m sorry you probably didn’t find what you were looking for, but im glad you enjoyed my bag of rice

Redownloaded instagram. Excited to torture my friends by liking reels about freak shit

I think I like 2xko a little too much. Dreaming up yasuo combos that don’t work when I actually lab them

I must practice

Love when people have their homies on their lists

What melee players inspire you?

Want