Is It TREASON To Criticize Dear Leader Abroad, Or Should Greg Gutfeld Get F*cked? The second thing, always.

Is It TREASON To Criticize Dear Leader Abroad, Or Should Greg Gutfeld Get F*cked? www.wonkette.com/p/is-it-trea...

Nothing at all against TPM; we are friends!

Is It TREASON To Criticize Dear Leader Abroad, Or Should Greg Gutfeld Get F*cked? The second thing, always.

Is It TREASON To Criticize Dear Leader Abroad, Or Should Greg Gutfeld Get F*cked?
www.wonkette.com/p/is-it-trea...

By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

And Wonkette! You could also support Wonkette, what wrote the piece Josh reposted here!

If partisan redistricting is bad, why can't the @nytimes.com write about it honestly, with blame placed where it lies -- first with SCOTUS for declaring all gerrymanders save explicit racial ones blessed in the eyes of the constitution?

The Times simply hates honesty. Hates it passionately.

Monkey Fight! Reps. Cory Mills, Nancy Mace Battle To Be House's Second-Weakest Link Ah, the smell of fresh poo in the afternoon.

Monkey Fight! Reps. Cory Mills, Nancy Mace Battle To Be House's Second-Weakest Link

Ah, the smell of fresh poo in the afternoon.

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/monkey-fig...

Murc's Law mentioned in the wild(ish).

New York Times Shocked, Shocked That Democrats Fighting Back After Trump Ordered Gerrymanders OK sure, Trump started it, but shouldn't Dems do the honorable thing and lose?

New York Times Shocked, Shocked That Democrats Fighting Back After Trump Ordered Gerrymanders
www.wonkette.com/p/new-york-t...

By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Labor Secretary Resigns To Spend More Time At Bottom Of Rosé Bottle With Lecherous Husband Several thousand Labor Department employees breathe a sigh of relief.

Labor Secretary Resigns To Spend More Time At Bottom Of Rosé Bottle With Lecherous Husband
www.wonkette.com/p/labor-secr...

By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social

Great writing! Not very unbiased. More like "catty", but it's great! 🤣😂🤣😂

Like my new sticker?

Runs on Aussie sunshine ☀️

No fuel stops. No price shocks. Just charge at home and drive.

This isn’t a drivetrain swap, it’s a system flip. From imported oil to rooftop energy.

Once the fleet scales, the economics break fast.

Cost always wins. #Bettrification

Look What You Made Alan Dershowitz Do. Tabs, Tues., Apr. 21, 2026 Hola, ¿qué tal?

It's your Tuesday morning news roundup!

Look What You Made Alan Dershowitz Do. Tabs, Tues., Apr. 21, 2026
www.wonkette.com/p/look-what-...

By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

Palantir Manifesto Is Here To Give Literally Everyone The Creeps We're in trouble.

Palantir Manifesto Is Here To Give Literally Everyone The Creeps

We're in trouble.

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/palantir-m...

Joe Rogan Telling Impressionable Senior Citizens About Drugs Now He never even knew what drugs were were until Joe Rogan told him!

Joe Rogan Telling Impressionable Senior Citizens About Drugs Now

He never even knew what drugs were were until Joe Rogan told him!

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/joe-rogan-...

Kash Patel Gonna Sue The Atlantic For Aggravated Reporting About Kash Patel And he found just the superlawyer for the job!

Kash Patel Gonna Sue The Atlantic For Aggravated Reporting About Kash Patel

And he found just the superlawyer for the job!

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/kash-patel...

Tabs, Mon. April 20, 2026 News and things to read and watch!

Back On Up While I Roll Up My Sleeves: Tabs, Mon. April 20, 2026

News and things to read and watch!

www.wonkette.com/p/tabs-mon-a...

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Brain Driller! Not a Painkiller. Nope. Surely not. But take two and call me in the morning.

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Brain Driller!
www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to...

By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social

Zohran Mamdani Ate The Rich :( Don't worry, they were murdered but they got better.

Zohran Mamdani Ate The Rich :(
www.wonkette.com/p/zohran-mam...

By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Oh No Did Pete Hegseth Forget That Sailors Like Food? Everyone knows hunger is a great motivator.

Oh No Did Pete Hegseth Forget That Sailors Like Food?
www.wonkette.com/p/oh-no-did-...

By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social

Trump Vengeance Machine Teleports To His First Impeachment Tulsi sends a criminal referral after Ukraine PITCH PERFECT CALL whistleblower.

Trump Vengeance Machine Teleports To His First Impeachment

Tulsi sends a criminal referral after Ukraine PITCH PERFECT CALL whistleblower.

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/trump-veng...

DOJ Asks Court To Pretty Please Un-Convict Proud Boys, Oath Keepers Of Jan 6 Crimes Then they can all own guns again!

DOJ Asks Court To Pretty Please Un-Convict Proud Boys, Oath Keepers Of Jan 6 Crimes
www.wonkette.com/p/doj-asks-c...

By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Lauren Boebert Just Wondering Why Congress So Full Of Horndog Beetlejuicers Doctor Red Cross worker heal thyself.

Lauren Boebert Just Wondering Why Congress So Full Of Horndog Beetlejuicers
www.wonkette.com/p/lauren-boe...

By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

World's Gone Wrong. Tabs, Fri., April 17, 2026 Morning news roundup! Things to read!

Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup!

World's Gone Wrong. Tabs, Fri., April 17, 2026
www.wonkette.com/p/worlds-gon...

By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social

FEMA Orders Waffle House Teleportation Guy To Shut Up About Teleporting To Waffle House He's reportedly 'increasingly agitated and suspicious,' just what you want in a top disaster response guy.

FEMA Orders Waffle House Teleportation Guy To Shut Up About Teleporting To Waffle House
www.wonkette.com/p/fema-order...

By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Trump To Cut Off Catholic Charities USA's Nose To Spite Pope's Face He cut $11 million from a program housing unaccompanied immigrant minors.

Trump To Cut Off Catholic Charities USA's Nose To Spite Pope's Face
www.wonkette.com/p/trump-to-c...

By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social

"...None of the (admittedly very few) pick-mes who parrot this line were teen moms themselves. Katie Miller, in particular, has not said that she regretted getting married at...28. She hasn’t said she regrets going to college. She hasn’t said “Boy, I sure wish I’d gotten knocked up at 15!"

Loser Trump Coup Lawyer John Eastman, You Are DISBARRED AS F*CK More accountability for Trump lawyers!

Loser Trump Coup Lawyer John Eastman, You Are DISBARRED AS F*CK www.wonkette.com/p/loser-trum...

Want A Cheap-Ass Hotel? Come To The US During The World Cup! Or don't.

Want A Cheap-Ass Hotel? Come To The US During The World Cup! www.wonkette.com/p/want-a-che...

Want A Cheap-Ass Hotel? Come To The US During The World Cup! Or don't.

Want A Cheap-Ass Hotel? Come To The US During The World Cup!
www.wonkette.com/p/want-a-che...

By Evan Hurst

Republicans/Absolute Freaks Want To Make Teen Pregnancy Great Again But we repeat ourselves.

Republicans/Absolute Freaks Want To Make Teen Pregnancy Great Again
www.wonkette.com/p/republican...

By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social