mock-up of either a movie poster or a novel cover, showing head shots of Shania Twain and Mark Twain, and in the front, the title: "Never the Twain Shall Meet."
I'm brave enough to admit that I would, in fact, buy this the day it goes on sale or see it opening night. Yes, I would.
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Your annual reminder that William Shakespeare was born in what is now Turkey, never visited England and almost certainly could not read or write in English.
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Fine Young Cannibals.
And a custodial sentence for older cannibals.
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Saw him in his element one morning, doing an interview at Euston in meltdown. Felt reassuring somehow.
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Due to a set of rules he imposed on himself, Paul Young spent most of the 80s living in a hatstand.
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At this rate they'll get to Wroxham in the next 800 years!
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Did you at least 'send them my best'? Well, was 'the best' sent???
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On the train home, seem to be on a special Halitosis Express. FFS, what has everyone been eating??
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More evidence of Prince’s obsession with 70s British comedy… Little Ron Corbett
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My dad started me onto her early routines with Mike Nichols and I still think of her mainly in regards to those. That period of early comedy stuff sounds so bright and alive. Fantastic stuff.
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"ON THE STREETS WITH BIBBY!!???"
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Sad because he wasn't really a jedi??
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I think every film should end with the main character(s) saying the name of the film in the last line like; "I guess at the end of it all, we really were Nuns on the Run" or "I've genuinely done a proper Oppenheimer here" just to tie it up nicely x
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"Deploying Angry Starmer... in ten minutes... and counting."
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Will.i.am has a sister Gill.i.an who’s brill.i.ant at bill.i.ards
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S03E01 Are You Right There Father Ted? 13 March 1998
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I am not mature enough for this.
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...of Bingen
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Fast Show ‘Unlucky Alf’ sketch - he’s a sea captain that finally gets his tanker out of the Hormuz strait only to be captured by Somali pirates 2 hours later
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Performing his new single, 'When Dooves Croo'?
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Anthony Carmichael for me.
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