two men are dancing together in a living room in front of a window . ALT: two men are dancing together in a living room in front of a window .

Friends fear she's watching Singing in the Rain and delusional she can tap dance again*

*She never could.

I genuinely thought you meant Dave Lee Travis. I was so confused.

Me and a friend tried to start a Catholic podcast about the lives of saints and the weird rituals of catholic school and upbringing, but we never got it off the ground. We must try again, @cdalgarnobacci.bsky.social!

*Looks shiftily at the Asda trolley sticking out of garden pond*

That was the same reason as us, I went to a catholic school (and Catholic college) that were flanked by protestant schools!

I think there's a magnetic trip around the car park. I think you can just lift the trolley over it!

Was it staggered to avoid fights with other schools? Ours was staggered by 10 minutes, like there was a limit on how long they'd wait to duff us up.

What school bell rings at 4 o'clock?

It's uncanny.

@pantosplaining.bsky.social. is it me, or is Duggie Chapman basically Alf in a suit?

I miss The Fast Show!

I don't remember that one 😂

Jack Pott & Tom Bowler (Extended Version) - The Fast Show. Remastered [HD] YouTube video by The Channel That Can't Take Anything Seriously

I was sure I was the only person who saw this. It was a genuine "rub my eyes and assume I'm tired" moment.

youtu.be/OyHx2dOkuFw?...

I was sure I was the only person to see that. Genuine "rub my eyes and assume I'm tired" moment.

THANK YOU!

Please help me before I go insane trying to remember this!

The Fast Show, middle of the end credits, two of them come on sideways walking like a crab, and the name of the act and "From the Isle of Man" are on a title card.

What were they called?

And George Michael. It was relentless. What a weird year.

It was just so totally unexpected wasn't it. Horrible.

Ten years since I was happy because I was discharged from the fatigue clinic, but switched the news on and immediately burst into tears.

RIP Victoria Wood, your death hit me more than any other that awful year.

I haven't seen it (yet), so noting for when I do. It must be so irritating.

Every trick in the book
Nada.

I've been to an auction of railway memorabilia, and was disappointed that I couldn't accidentally bid by touching my nose or sneezing.

TV lied to me.

I had to look up the 'normal' version (I had a very vague memory of it), and can just imagine the filthy version.

I got caught stroking next door's terrier

*Not a euphemism.

I didn't know that!

"Yes, it was an arrow, we'd have brought on this target and you'd have shot at it to win this TV!"

Is... Is everything Ok at home, Ted?

Oh, bless you. Hope tomorrow is brighter.

Watching an old 321 and remembering BinGate, @georgyjamieson.bsky.social!
A ribbon turned out to be the holiday, through a convoluted and *definitely* made up clue by Ted:

"The ribbon would be cut and then hung on a map, and you could have gone anywhere on that line of latitude!"

Bollocks, Ted.

Ah, like my 10 year old, 8 stone pup!

Is that Rose before she left with the man from Allied Carpets?