All the Gum Parker t-shirts are green or burgundy except the one pink guy

It is extremely tidy to have all the sizes of Gum Parker shirts plus also the pink one

tonight!

what else u got goin on ?(rhetorical)

Gum Parker screen

From a year ago: Wrote about records from Gum Parker, Fantasy of a Broken Heart, Sunny Intervals, and Bedridden:

Riedell Crews - Demo, by million of energy track by million of energy

millionofenergy.bandcamp.com/track/riedel...

COMING UP SUNDAY NIGHT!

MILLION OF ENERGY
GUM PARKER
FIELD STUDIES

APOHADION
7PM DOORS/8PM MUSIC
$10

for the morning crowd… the band i’ve been singing and playing guitar in for the last year or two has a song out! we are playing at apohadion next sunday 3/12 with Field Studies and @gumparker.bsky.social ! come out!

Bob is lying about not drawing well and telling the truth about everything else

several cool things prepared for this show! excited to play

i can’t wait, but i have to??? unbelievable

a sparrow jumping a monster truck over a pit of snakes Apohadion 4/12 Gum Parker Field Studies Million of Energy

Next show! At @apohadion.bsky.social
Killer flyer by Bob from
@millionofenergy.bsky.social

He injured me with kindness
And bullet based technology

Today 11:51 AM Jeffi Been watching a little Law and Order and I can't stop thinking about the phrase "Wolf Dick" Galen There's a lot I don't know about Law and Order

censored last names because these boys have jobs

all of them

Gum Parker bassless

My band @gumparker.bsky.social

The most important part of the show is eating a bunch of chips after

The Bollard Bulletin for March 6, 2026 Heated rivalries, cheating and slander — our most antagonistic listings yet!

Let's get ready to rumble & rhumba!

Let's end today's Highlights on one last faux-antagonistic note. There are two killer indie-rock shows happening in downtown Portland tonight. Band members are desperately competing for audience members with flyers and Instagram posts and last-minute text reminders to mom. Which show will win? Will it be the gig at Blue Portland Maine (650 Congress St.) co-headlined by Night Hawk, the Brunswick-born septet now based in D.C., and Brooklyn's Whiskey Ginger, with salsacore faves El Malo opening at 8 p.m.? Tix: $15 (18+). Or will it be the bill at the Apohadion Theater (107 Hanover St.) topped by power-punks Gum Parker, with Normal Sixes, Lolabelle and Robert Samantha at 8 p.m.? Tix: $10-$20 (pay whatcha can; all ages). @bollardhead Your ringside seat to all the action!

Topped by power-punks

🎶Aroostook and Penobscot 🎵

GUM PARKER NORMAL SIXES LOLABELLE ROBERT SAMANTHA MARCH 6th THE APOHADION Doors 7:30 Show 8:00 $10-20 PWYC/NOTAFLOF

Presumably Crocodile will be last. We can figure out an order later maybe. That's a pretty even split for vocal duty. Croncodile

Probably gonna play croncodile at the show on Friday

Whoa, did you know it takes the exact length of @gumparker.bsky.social 's The Brakes to make a batch of pico de gallo? Neat!

My band @gumparker.bsky.social got me an ancient can opener because I kept complaining that they don’t make good ones anymore

🎶Aroostook and Penobscot 🎵

“I’ve never looked at the thing” -Jason on the ocean

Galen is french now

Galen has a striped shirt and a cool red ribbon

important news

Please come to Blue right now. Tyler is playing and then later we will play and both our guitar players are having a really good hair day

Sonically, Gum Parker leans into the scrappy, jangly corners of indie rock. It’s loose but intentional, catchy but unpolished, with just enough punk bite to keep things unpredictable. Listen to ou favorite track this week titled Two Subarus via sodwee.com/blog/2025/04...

Gum Parker - Two Subarus | Sodwee Sonically, Gum Parker leans into the scrappy, jangly corners of indie rock—think ‘90s college radio meets early-2000s DIY basement shows. It’s loose but intentional, catchy but unpolished, with just e...

Here's a great and totally unexpected write-up on a @gumparker.bsky.social song from the good folks at @sodwee.bsky.social

sodwee.com/blog/2025/04...

Rosy Overdrive’s Top 100 Albums of 2025 (25-1) Here we are! Rosy Overdrive’s 25 favorite albums of 2025, revealed today along with albums 50 through 26, and coming a day after albums 51 through 100. By my count, I wrote about 343 albums on the …

And now: The fourth and final part of Rosy Overdrive's Top 100 Albums of 2025. The top 25 albums of the year!