A green sign reading ABC GROOMING on the front of a Japanese store front

Michael Jackson's career trajectory

Tokyo gets it

Before it was called Storm Dave it was called Storm UKTVG2

Jealous of the astronauts going to the moon. Not because they get to go to the moon. Just because it must be nice to not be on earth.

BREAKING: No April Fools this year. The internet is already confusing and terrifying enough. Every headline is deliberately written the worry you. Your nan is sharing AI facebook videos of Keir Starmer turning into a train. Politicians are posting lies to scare you. We all deserve a break.

If you go to The Bookish Type in Leeds they have a special promotion on at the moment which is just wonderful.

sorry i never responded to your email, i didn't want to and then i forgot

A great example of the tech industry:
- come up with dogshit idea
- make dogshit idea your entire platform
- moan that no one likes your dogshit idea
- pretend you never had dog shit idea
- come up with new dogshit idea

Had an uncle like this at my wedding

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Now only watching the Oscars to see how Matt Berry pronounces Timothee Chalamet

"What does woke mean?"
"Beavers"
"Are you sure?"
"The Beavers are woke now"
"What does that mean"
"Beavers"
"Are you okay"
"Woke beavers"

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How to make pancakes the british way:
Step 1: remember it's pancake day
Step 2: work all day because you are a cog in the capitalism nightmare machine
Step 3: Too tired to make pancakes
Step 4: no pancakes for you

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Macbeth: SHIT

Your definitive guide to the sports of the Winter Olympics

"good morning. i am here today to discuss how me losing my mind is everyone elses fault and how being chronically online to the point where your brain explodes is pretty sweet actually"

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Can confirm that being a journalist is occasionally very sick indeed.

Three people are fucking furious about this right now

how far is Davos from Dignitas

Reddit post headed "Roomba accidentally saw outside and now I can't delete "room 1" and "room 4" showing a map of the Roomba's picture of the world, which includes an ill-defined patch of outside listed as "room 1" and "room 2"

roomba accidentally saw outside

Blue Monday was a fun marketing gimmick until every single day became a depressing nightmare prison for anyone with a conscious or a brain.

So bluesky is the old twitter retirement home then? A bunch of people who used to enjoy twitter before the nazis and now spend all of their time talking about the good old days but also the nazis.

Reform is just 300 tories in a trenchcoat

One word. Muppets.

Day 3667 of logging on every day to only see horrors: The horrors continue